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Who god hates
#71
RE: Who god hates
(August 4, 2016 at 11:13 am)Stimbo Wrote: Now that's how it's done. There's no ambiguity over whether you're a reptilian green bastard who is short-arsed, or an arsed green bastard short to the tune of one reptilian. Language is beautiful.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to help my Uncle Jack off his horse.

I wonder if GC would even get the old joke about the panda in the café?
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#72
RE: Who god hates
(August 4, 2016 at 11:18 am)Crossless1 Wrote:
(August 4, 2016 at 11:13 am)Stimbo Wrote: Now that's how it's done. There's no ambiguity over whether you're a reptilian green bastard who is short-arsed, or an arsed green bastard short to the tune of one reptilian. Language is beautiful.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to help my Uncle Jack off his horse.

I wonder if GC would even get the old joke about the panda in the café?

He want get it.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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#73
RE: Who god hates
(July 28, 2016 at 7:52 pm)Atheist_BG Wrote: I've always wanted to ask christians what do they think about that and at first I was gonna just post the question.
But I like making memes, so I decided to make a meme of it.

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only if you that death=hate.

if that were the case then God hates everyone as we all die.
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#74
RE: Who god hates
(August 4, 2016 at 6:12 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Me, a mere turtle who can punctuate better than you, a God-fearing shitty bastard, impressive eh?

To speak about punctuation is a little not serious, especially when you yourself don't know that there must be a comma before "you" because it's an appeal. It must be "Heaven doesn't exist, you fool", not the way you wrote it.
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#75
RE: Who god hates
My own punctuation is terrible also... I just wanted an excuse to call him a "God-fearing shitty bastard" and myself a "mere turtle"... I wasn't serious lol.
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#76
RE: Who god hates
(August 4, 2016 at 1:15 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: My own punctuation is terrible also... I just wanted an excuse to call him a "God-fearing shitty bastard" and myself a "mere turtle"... I wasn't serious lol.

I don't think you ever need an excuse to call him a God-fearing shitty bastard. Or rather, he provides the reason with virtually every post.
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#77
RE: Who god hates
(August 4, 2016 at 9:46 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: So he's heightist too. He basically just called me a "reptilian short-arsed green bastard." What a bigot!

Nah, he's just a jesus freak lunatic with delusions of grandeur.
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#78
RE: Who god hates
Indeed. But it was a fun post to make!
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#79
RE: Who god hates
(August 4, 2016 at 11:13 am)Stimbo Wrote: Now that's how it's done. There's no ambiguity over whether you're a reptilian green bastard who is short-arsed, or an arsed green bastard short to the tune of one reptilian. Language is beautiful.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to help my Uncle Jack off his horse.

This was pure genius.
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#80
RE: Who god hates
(August 4, 2016 at 2:09 am)Godschild Wrote:
(July 30, 2016 at 3:03 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Proof of a heaven?
Oh, and that's not very christian-like calling someone a dummy.

But that's okay. You're probably going to hell for that.

Now you're showing your stupidity.

GC

Why? Because I called you out for your un-christian-like behavior?
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
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