Gary Johnson: Trump's a pussy

[brewer]

Trump + pussy = disturbing mental image.

[Edwardo Piet]

He's somewhat a pussy, but he's mostly an asshole.

[Minimalist]

Might be just about the only thing that Johnson ever got right.

You don't agree with him about anything else, like legalizing weed for example?

Hyperbole, son.  Look it up.

[CapnAwesome]

The true 'Murrican way.

Make the biggest possible mess and tell everyone else to clean it up.

If our problem was going there, you don't clean it up by staying there. People said this shit in 2004 and every year since. Have we cleaned up our problem in the intervening years?

[Minimalist]

Armies are designed to kill people and break things.  They are not a House Cleaning Service.

[Crossless2.0]

It's hard to stay out of the 'hood if you can't break your addiction.

[Minimalist]

Ha!  This is a good line,

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/libertar...tizenship/

Libertarian Gary Johnson perfectly trolls Trump by offering Melania a ‘pathway to citizenship’

but, Johnson just cut his own balls off with the Drumpfucks.

“While Donald Trump is running on a platform to deport 12 million people, apparently including his own wife, Johnson-Weld stands for allowing people in Melania’s circumstances to stay if they learn English, pay their back taxes, and pay a fine,” the campaign wrote.

The Johnson-Weld ticket also promises to make “legal immigration vastly simpler and more available to people around the world — including Slovenian models.”

The 'Murrica Fursters' don't want to hear that shit.


(But it was a clever line to annoy Drumpf.)

[account_inactive]

Armies are designed to kill people and break things.  They are not a House Cleaning Service.

I beg to differ.

[Minimalist]

They do still look like they'd rather be killing people, though.

[Jackalope]

He's really, really stoned. In nature - stoners prey on cheetos. If Johnson ends up in a debate with Trump - he'll probably try to lick his face.

I smoke dope like Snoop, and there's not enough weed in the universe to make Trump's face look as good as a bag of Cheetos.