This made me really sad. Innocent people who live near him got hit with the flood too. Why couldn't it just have been him? This proves that there is no god.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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Flood destroys Tony Perkins' house
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Your friendly neighborhood heathen  Religious Views: I am the creator goddess. Prove me wrong.  (August 17, 2016 at 6:22 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Regardless of what a human turd I think Perkins is, I don't take any pleasure in his misfortune -- especially surrounded as I am with others who have suffered the same hardship as a result of this flood. I can sum it up thusly: he has my empathy, but not my sympathy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I didn't flood Perkins house, Jesus did.
It's all part of His plan. I can't imagine a true believer being anything but overjoyed that Jesus took a personal interest in giving their home a douche. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
RE: Flood destroys Tony Perkins' house
August 18, 2016 at 9:49 am
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(August 17, 2016 at 6:22 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Now, if Perkins had slipped on a banana peel and somehow landed ass first on an enormous dildo, requiring the ministrations of an emergency room staff to pull the giant cock out of him, that would have pleased me immensely.The obvious takeaway, if his explanation of floods and natural disasters is authoritative...for the destruction of his home..is that if the above -had- happened...he would secretly enjoy it.
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