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Humping surrogate suggestions.

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Humping surrogate suggestions.
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RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
August 26, 2016 at 12:32 am
To paraphrase Billy Connolly.

If you have dachshunds and the female gets in heat lock her in a room upstairs. She'll be perfectly safe. Have you ever seen a dachshund try to run upstairs with a hard on?

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RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
August 26, 2016 at 6:30 am
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