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Humping surrogate suggestions.
#21
RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
(August 25, 2016 at 3:13 pm)robvalue Wrote: I'll take anything I can get at this point.

Be careful what you wish for.
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#22
RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
(August 25, 2016 at 3:05 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Do they make a chastity belt for boys?

Indeed


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#23
RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
I'm sort of ashamed of myself for even thinking of this and totally shocked that it exists!

https://ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com/200...-dogs.html


Quote:Horny Hounds Rejoice. A Sex Doll For Dogs Hits The Market.
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#24
RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
(August 25, 2016 at 6:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm sort of ashamed of myself for even thinking of this and totally shocked that it exists!

https://ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com/200...-dogs.html


Quote:Horny Hounds Rejoice. A Sex Doll For Dogs Hits The Market.

Got to ramp it up to 60 lb dog. You should know better Mr. golden!
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#25
RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
(August 25, 2016 at 4:10 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(August 25, 2016 at 1:14 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Just curious, why is getting them fixed not an option right now?

Still want more off spring from the blood line.

Fair enough Smile Are you a breeder?
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#26
RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
(August 25, 2016 at 9:59 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(August 25, 2016 at 6:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm sort of ashamed of myself for even thinking of this and totally shocked that it exists!

https://ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com/200...-dogs.html

Got to ramp it up to 60 lb dog. You should know better Mr. golden!

They seem to have thought of that.

Quote: This doll comes in three sizes: small, medium and large, to satisfy all existing races.


Trying to imagine a horny Newfoundland breaking up the house.
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#27
RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
(August 25, 2016 at 10:13 pm)Nymphadora Wrote:
(August 25, 2016 at 4:10 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Still want more off spring from the blood line.

Fair enough Smile Are you a breeder?

Yes.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#28
RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
(August 25, 2016 at 10:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(August 25, 2016 at 9:59 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Got to ramp it up to 60 lb dog. You should know better Mr. golden!

They seem to have thought of that.

Quote: This doll comes in three sizes: small, medium and large, to satisfy all existing races.


Trying to imagine a horny Newfoundland breaking up the house.

Or better yet an Irish Wolfhound weighing in at a hearty 195 pounds. Had one of those as a kid. His chew toy was a seven foot long couch we had in the basement. Tore that thing down to the wooden frame and the springs. he he.
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#29
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Once when I was working I was talking to a woman through her screen door when I felt this pressure on the back of my thigh.  I looked down and thought it was a bear.
She laughed and said, "oh, that's Brutus....he's a big fluff ball."  Which he was, very friendly but immense dog.  All he was doing was pressing the top of his head on my leg.

To this day I'm glad he wasn't horny.
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#30
RE: Humping surrogate suggestions.
(August 25, 2016 at 3:05 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Do they make a chastity belt for boys?

https://www.amazon.com/Simple-Solution-W...B000FJD5ZS
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