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Create a Joke!
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#11
RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 6:08 am
Why did the airplane crash?
Because the pilot was a tomato.
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#12
RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 6:20 am
A police man, a black man and a Muslim walk into a bar.

They are the same person.
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Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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#13
RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 6:38 am
What do you call Barry Manilow without a penis?.. Fuck knows.
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#14
RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 3:00 pm
I don't need to create a joke, my parents already did! Tongue
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. For if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes unto you."
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#15
RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 5:09 pm
Why is English dialect sexier than American? Because it's a-rhotic.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#16
RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 5:20 pm
Why did the chicken forget the punchline?
Yoo
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#17
RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 5:22 pm
(August 30, 2016 at 3:00 pm)Jello Wrote: I don't need to create a joke, my parents already did! Tongue

Wow. xD
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#18
RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 5:58 pm
'Knock knock.'

'Who's there?'

'You know full feckin' well who it is, now OPEN THE GODDAMED DOOR!!!'

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#19
RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 6:20 pm
(August 30, 2016 at 5:22 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(August 30, 2016 at 3:00 pm)Jello Wrote: I don't need to create a joke, my parents already did! Tongue

Wow. xD

Is accurate tho Tongue
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. For if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes unto you."
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#20
RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 6:34 pm
There was a young lady from Venice
Who went out on the town like a menace
She awoke in the morn
With star from hard porn
"You're name?" she said
He said "Henness!"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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