Why did the airplane crash?
Because the pilot was a tomato.
Because the pilot was a tomato.
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A police man, a black man and a Muslim walk into a bar.
They are the same person.
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting, I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder 
What do you call Barry Manilow without a penis?.. Fuck knows.
I don't need to create a joke, my parents already did!
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. For if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes unto you."
Why is English dialect sexier than American? Because it's a-rhotic.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
  
'Knock knock.'
'Who's there?' 'You know full feckin' well who it is, now OPEN THE GODDAMED DOOR!!!' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(August 30, 2016 at 5:22 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:(August 30, 2016 at 3:00 pm)Jello Wrote: I don't need to create a joke, my parents already did! Is accurate tho
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. For if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes unto you."
There was a young lady from Venice
Who went out on the town like a menace She awoke in the morn With star from hard porn "You're name?" she said He said "Henness!"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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