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The 2016 election year.
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting, I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder  (August 30, 2016 at 9:47 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:(August 30, 2016 at 9:40 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: The 2016 election year. Finish it dear...comedian. 
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting, I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 9:56 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2016 at 9:57 pm by Arkilogue.)
What do you get when you cross schizophrenia with Alzheimer's?
Two get to the other side!
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting, I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder 
If our options are betwtixt a lawyer
Or an orange-topped middle aged voyeur A third choice it would seem Not too far extreme A Johnson awaits in the foyer!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
(August 30, 2016 at 9:59 pm)chimp3 Wrote: If our options are betwtixt a lawyerHah! Seems the joke thread is evolving into poetry? Roses are blue, Violets are red. Shit's been weird, Since I fell on my head.
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting, I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder (August 30, 2016 at 10:02 pm)Arkilogue Wrote:(August 30, 2016 at 9:59 pm)chimp3 Wrote: If our options are betwtixt a lawyerHah! Seems the joke thread is evolving into poetry? Limericks fall under joke category.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 10:16 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2016 at 10:53 pm by Arkilogue.)
Roses are happy,
Violets are sad. This is some good LSD, thanks Walter Bishop! ![[Image: 635994010483219863-92175297_tumblr_m7n7d...o1_500.gif]](https://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/05/21/635994010483219863-92175297_tumblr_m7n7d79h6u1qdkbffo1_500.gif) I once met a man from Nantucket, Who would chuck woodchucks in a bucket. The wood chucks would cry, As they flew through the sky, He was a bad bad man.
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Consider me a satellite forever orbiting, I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder |
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