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Create a Joke!
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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 6:46 pm
Game of Thrones.
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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 9:40 pm
The 2016 election year.
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August 30, 2016 at 9:47 pm
(August 30, 2016 at 9:40 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: The 2016 election year.

Another commie. Tongue
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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 9:50 pm
(August 30, 2016 at 9:47 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(August 30, 2016 at 9:40 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: The 2016 election year.

Another commie.  Tongue

Finish it dear...comedian. Wink
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#25
RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 9:54 pm
(August 30, 2016 at 9:50 pm)Arkilogue Wrote:
(August 30, 2016 at 9:47 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Another commie.  Tongue

Finish it dear...comedian. Wink


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August 30, 2016 at 9:56 pm (This post was last modified: August 30, 2016 at 9:57 pm by Arkilogue.)
What do you get when you cross schizophrenia with Alzheimer's?



Two get to the other side!
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August 30, 2016 at 9:59 pm
If our options are betwtixt a lawyer
Or an orange-topped middle aged voyeur
A third choice it would seem
Not too far extreme
A Johnson awaits in the foyer!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 10:02 pm
(August 30, 2016 at 9:59 pm)chimp3 Wrote: If our options are betwtixt a lawyer
Or an orange-topped middle aged voyeur
A third choice it would seem
Not too far extreme
A Johnson awaits in the foyer!
Hah! Seems the joke thread is evolving into poetry?


Roses are blue,
Violets are red.
Shit's been weird,
Since I fell on my head.
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#29
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August 30, 2016 at 10:11 pm
(August 30, 2016 at 10:02 pm)Arkilogue Wrote:
(August 30, 2016 at 9:59 pm)chimp3 Wrote: If our options are betwtixt a lawyer
Or an orange-topped middle aged voyeur
A third choice it would seem
Not too far extreme
A Johnson awaits in the foyer!
Hah! Seems the joke thread is evolving into poetry?


Roses are blue,
Violets are red.
Shit's been weird,
Since I fell on my head.

Limericks fall under joke category.
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RE: Create a Joke!
August 30, 2016 at 10:16 pm (This post was last modified: August 30, 2016 at 10:53 pm by Arkilogue.)
Roses are happy,
Violets are sad.

This is some good LSD, thanks Walter Bishop!

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Who would chuck woodchucks in a bucket.
The wood chucks would cry,
As they flew through the sky,
He was a bad bad man.
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