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Christianity Can't Be True Because...
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#31
RE: Christianity Can't Be True Because...
August 30, 2016 at 3:51 am
Holy Wall of Woo!

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RE: Christianity Can't Be True Because...
August 30, 2016 at 3:53 am
(August 30, 2016 at 2:56 am)Losty Wrote: [Image: 8AT1pOj.gif]

I love this GIF so much.
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RE: Christianity Can't Be True Because...
August 30, 2016 at 4:00 am (This post was last modified: August 30, 2016 at 4:01 am by Arkilogue.)
(August 30, 2016 at 3:53 am)Bella Morte Wrote:
(August 30, 2016 at 2:56 am)Losty Wrote: [Image: 8AT1pOj.gif]

I love this GIF so much.
It's a great one!

Best part is, now I can use it elsewhere. Hehe
(August 30, 2016 at 3:51 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Holy Wall of Woo!

Do you recognize this?

[Image: circum.jpg]
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#34
RE: Christianity Can't Be True Because...
August 30, 2016 at 4:35 am
(August 29, 2016 at 10:53 pm)pipw1995 Wrote: Hi, I'm a Christian genuinely interested in athiest's views about God and/or Jesus. 

I'm taking a survey which I hope might generate some thoughtful discussion. 

How would you finish this sentence: "Christianity can't be true because..."
 
......Pat Robertson has to be wrong.
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RE: Christianity Can't Be True Because...
August 30, 2016 at 4:37 am
(August 30, 2016 at 4:35 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(August 29, 2016 at 10:53 pm)pipw1995 Wrote: Hi, I'm a Christian genuinely interested in athiest's views about God and/or Jesus. 

I'm taking a survey which I hope might generate some thoughtful discussion. 

How would you finish this sentence: "Christianity can't be true because..."
 
......Pat Robertson has to be wrong.

[Image: 3eb37a71b4b53480e6b6103bd19fb347.jpg]


Couldn't resist! Hehe
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I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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#36
RE: Christianity Can't Be True Because...
August 30, 2016 at 5:03 am
(August 30, 2016 at 4:37 am)Arkilogue Wrote: [Image: 3eb37a71b4b53480e6b6103bd19fb347.jpg]
That I recognize. You should stick with memes like this for your responses instead of the woo-woo deepakisms that are your stock in trade.
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RE: Christianity Can't Be True Because...
August 30, 2016 at 5:06 am
(August 30, 2016 at 5:03 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(August 30, 2016 at 4:37 am)Arkilogue Wrote: [Image: 3eb37a71b4b53480e6b6103bd19fb347.jpg]
That I recognize. You should stick with memes like this for your responses instead of the woo-woo deepakisms that are your stock in trade.

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#38
RE: Christianity Can't Be True Because...
August 30, 2016 at 5:45 am (This post was last modified: August 30, 2016 at 5:46 am by Nihilist Virus.)
(August 30, 2016 at 3:41 am)Arkilogue Wrote:
(August 30, 2016 at 3:31 am)Nihilist Virus Wrote: The Bible was written by racist, sexist, genocidal, slave-driving rapists.  We may as well read Mein Kampf and look for divine truth in there.
All 40 authors of 66 books written over a period of several thousand years?

Highly unlikely.

People who throw that phrase around generally have no clue. They tend to think that the gospels are eyewitness accounts.

BTW it's not 66 books. Many Old Testament books were broken apart by Christians into several smaller books. And it's not 40 authors, lol. Where did you, or they, get that?

But hey I get your point. Maybe not all of them were rapists. Shall we agree to toss out the Torah since it clearly was written by racist rapist homicidal maniacs?
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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#39
RE: Christianity Can't Be True Because...
August 30, 2016 at 6:15 am
(August 30, 2016 at 5:45 am)Nihilist Virus Wrote:
(August 30, 2016 at 3:41 am)Arkilogue Wrote: All 40 authors of 66 books written over a period of several thousand years?

Highly unlikely.

People who throw that phrase around generally have no clue.  They tend to think that the gospels are eyewitness accounts.

BTW it's not 66 books.  Many Old Testament books were broken apart by Christians into several smaller books.  And it's not 40 authors, lol.  Where did you, or they, get that?

But hey I get your point.  Maybe not all of them were rapists.  Shall we agree to toss out the Torah since it clearly was written by racist rapist homicidal maniacs?
Where did I say they were? They could be cupcake recipes or building blueprints, the common version of the bible would still be 66 written by 35-40 authors. I have seen 40 most often. Feel free to look it up and correct me.

Easy there Adolf, you might want to rethink your approach.
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RE: Christianity Can't Be True Because...
August 30, 2016 at 6:45 am (This post was last modified: August 30, 2016 at 7:38 am by Whateverist.)
(Fundamentalist) Christianity Can't Be True Because ..

.. that would just be too boring a way for reality to work out. I'd walk out on the performance.
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