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Christianity Can't Be True Because...
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RE: Christianity Can't Be True Because...
August 30, 2016 at 4:00 am
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2016 at 4:01 am by Arkilogue.)
(August 30, 2016 at 3:53 am)Bella Morte Wrote:It's a great one!(August 30, 2016 at 2:56 am)Losty Wrote: Best part is, now I can use it elsewhere. (August 30, 2016 at 3:51 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Holy Wall of Woo! Do you recognize this?
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting, I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder (August 29, 2016 at 10:53 pm)pipw1995 Wrote: Hi, I'm a Christian genuinely interested in athiest's views about God and/or Jesus. ......Pat Robertson has to be wrong.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
(August 30, 2016 at 4:35 am)chimp3 Wrote:(August 29, 2016 at 10:53 pm)pipw1995 Wrote: Hi, I'm a Christian genuinely interested in athiest's views about God and/or Jesus. Couldn't resist!
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting, I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder (August 30, 2016 at 4:37 am)Arkilogue Wrote:That I recognize. You should stick with memes like this for your responses instead of the woo-woo deepakisms that are your stock in trade.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
(August 30, 2016 at 5:03 am)chimp3 Wrote:(August 30, 2016 at 4:37 am)Arkilogue Wrote:That I recognize. You should stick with memes like this for your responses instead of the woo-woo deepakisms that are your stock in trade. I'm a man of multiple talents.
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting, I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder RE: Christianity Can't Be True Because...
August 30, 2016 at 5:45 am
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2016 at 5:46 am by Nihilist Virus.)
(August 30, 2016 at 3:41 am)Arkilogue Wrote:(August 30, 2016 at 3:31 am)Nihilist Virus Wrote: The Bible was written by racist, sexist, genocidal, slave-driving rapists. We may as well read Mein Kampf and look for divine truth in there.All 40 authors of 66 books written over a period of several thousand years? People who throw that phrase around generally have no clue. They tend to think that the gospels are eyewitness accounts. BTW it's not 66 books. Many Old Testament books were broken apart by Christians into several smaller books. And it's not 40 authors, lol. Where did you, or they, get that? But hey I get your point. Maybe not all of them were rapists. Shall we agree to toss out the Torah since it clearly was written by racist rapist homicidal maniacs?
Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
(August 30, 2016 at 5:45 am)Nihilist Virus Wrote:Where did I say they were? They could be cupcake recipes or building blueprints, the common version of the bible would still be 66 written by 35-40 authors. I have seen 40 most often. Feel free to look it up and correct me.(August 30, 2016 at 3:41 am)Arkilogue Wrote: All 40 authors of 66 books written over a period of several thousand years? Easy there Adolf, you might want to rethink your approach.
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting, I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder RE: Christianity Can't Be True Because...
August 30, 2016 at 6:45 am
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2016 at 7:38 am by Whateverist.)
(Fundamentalist) Christianity Can't Be True Because ..
.. that would just be too boring a way for reality to work out. I'd walk out on the performance. |
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