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#21
RE: The Right Question
October 8, 2016 at 1:35 pm
"How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?"
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RE: The Right Question
October 8, 2016 at 2:01 pm
Why is god watching me masturbate?

Why is he concerned with what I do naked?

If god exists, is he physical? If so, he lacks free will, how does that work out?

If he's metaphysical how does he interact with the physical, and why can't we sense its effects?

If the universe is causal and 100% predictable, then the metaphysical god's effect on the physical is completely predictable. How does that work out?

If the universe is too complex to just exist, why doesn't that apply to the most complex being ever i.e god?

If we humans really are perfect, does that mean god cannot design us better, doesn't that mean he isn't all powerful.

If god can create a rock so heavy he can't lift, he's not all powerful. If god can't create a rock so heavy he can't lift, he's not all powerful.
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RE: The Right Question
October 8, 2016 at 2:04 pm
(September 30, 2016 at 8:00 am)Alex K Wrote: "What's the second most important question I should ask after this one?"

I see what you did there.
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RE: The Right Question
October 8, 2016 at 2:27 pm
(September 29, 2016 at 11:11 pm)Tangra Wrote: What is the most important question we can ask? Examples:

Is God real?

Is there life after death?

Is there no end to ignorance?

Am I getting laid?

Is it possible to convince another of reality?

Is there such a thing as reality?



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RE: The Right Question
October 8, 2016 at 2:52 pm
Am I doing the right thing?

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RE: The Right Question
October 8, 2016 at 2:55 pm
(October 8, 2016 at 1:35 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: "How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?"

"Secure that shit Hudson!"
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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RE: The Right Question
October 8, 2016 at 3:29 pm (This post was last modified: October 8, 2016 at 3:39 pm by Athene.)
Will I evah find true love?

Who will rouse me from my slumbah when awl of this dreadfulness is ovah?
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RE: The Right Question
October 8, 2016 at 4:56 pm
Aliens
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: The Right Question
October 9, 2016 at 4:30 am
(October 8, 2016 at 2:01 pm)RozKek Wrote: Why is god watching me masturbate?

Why is he concerned with what I do naked?

If god exists, is he physical? If so, he lacks free will, how does that work out?

If he's metaphysical how does he interact with the physical, and why can't we sense its effects?

If the universe is causal and 100% predictable, then the metaphysical god's effect on the physical is completely predictable. How does that work out?

If the universe is too complex to just exist, why doesn't that apply to the most complex being ever i.e god?

If we humans really are perfect, does that mean god cannot design us better, doesn't that mean he isn't all powerful.

If god can create a rock so heavy he can't lift, he's not all powerful. If god can't create a rock so heavy he can't lift, he's not all powerful.

I'd say God is watching you masturbate for the same reason I watch men masturbate on Tumblr.

Just a few days ago there was a GIF of a man, thoroughly trussed up, gagged and bound and he was 'convulsing'.  Took me a bit to figure out why I was supposed to find this tableau erotic, and then I noticed he had electrodes on his penis. And then I realized since he was all tied up, someone else was at the controls of his electro-stim device.

So, we can conclude, God is fascinated with what we are going to come up with next.


Just like your vorlon.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: The Right Question
October 9, 2016 at 4:41 am (This post was last modified: October 9, 2016 at 4:43 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
(October 9, 2016 at 4:30 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(October 8, 2016 at 2:01 pm)RozKek Wrote: Why is god watching me masturbate?

Why is he concerned with what I do naked?

If god exists, is he physical? If so, he lacks free will, how does that work out?

If he's metaphysical how does he interact with the physical, and why can't we sense its effects?

If the universe is causal and 100% predictable, then the metaphysical god's effect on the physical is completely predictable. How does that work out?

If the universe is too complex to just exist, why doesn't that apply to the most complex being ever i.e god?

If we humans really are perfect, does that mean god cannot design us better, doesn't that mean he isn't all powerful.

If god can create a rock so heavy he can't lift, he's not all powerful. If god can't create a rock so heavy he can't lift, he's not all powerful.

I'd say God is watching you masturbate for the same reason I watch men masturbate on Tumblr.

Just a few days ago there was a GIF of a man, thoroughly trussed up, gagged and bound and he was 'convulsing'.  Took me a bit to figure out why I was supposed to find this tableau erotic, and then I noticed he had electrodes on his penis. And then I realized since he was all tied up, someone else was at the controls of his electro-stim device.

So, we can conclude, God is fascinated with what we are going to come up with next.


Just like your vorlon.

So -- someone needs to turn this pic into a .gif of God wanking?

[Image: god-watching-tv.jpg]

Maybe replace the popcorn bowl with a bottle of Jergen's, or something?

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