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RE: Would you rather
October 4, 2016 at 2:35 pm (This post was last modified: October 4, 2016 at 2:42 pm by purplepurpose.)
(October 4, 2016 at 2:28 pm)Primordial Bisque Wrote: I'd rather die on the battlefield. With my boots on.

Would you rather navigate a maze a) blindfolded, but knowing there's a great big prize at the end, or b) not blind-folded, and the only prize is finding your way out?

I choose B. I would die from dehydration while search for a grand prize.
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RE: Would you rather
October 4, 2016 at 5:39 pm
1. I'd rather die than be tortured.

2. Sooner lose one leg than both arms.

3. The never-ending erection sounds like tonnes o' fun, but there's no way I'd settle for a measly nine inches.

4. Blindfold.

5. Depends on the type of gas, really.

My question: Would you rather have three days of unrestricted, consequence-free sex with the celebrity of your choice, or be smacked in the belly with a wet fish? Think carefully before you answer.

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RE: Would you rather
October 4, 2016 at 5:40 pm
Hmm.... What kind of fish?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Would you rather
October 4, 2016 at 5:42 pm
(October 4, 2016 at 5:40 pm)Alex K Wrote: Hmm.... What kind of fish?

Carp. Big one.

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RE: Would you rather
October 4, 2016 at 5:45 pm
(October 4, 2016 at 5:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 4, 2016 at 5:40 pm)Alex K Wrote: Hmm.... What kind of fish?

Carp. Big one.

Boru

Nah. Then I'd take the sex with Robert Downey Junior. Wait what was the question?

Would you rather go to Mars one way or to an uninhabited remote but fertile pacific island for the rest of your life?
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RE: Would you rather
October 4, 2016 at 5:47 pm


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Would you rather
October 4, 2016 at 5:49 pm
(October 4, 2016 at 5:45 pm)Alex K Wrote: Would you rather go to Mars one way or to an uninhabited remote but fertile pacific island for the rest of your life?

I'll take the island.

Snu snu, or death?
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RE: Would you rather
October 4, 2016 at 5:49 pm (This post was last modified: October 4, 2016 at 5:52 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Quote:Would you rather go to Mars one way or to an uninhabited remote but fertile pacific island for the rest of your life?

I'd take the island, hands down.  I'm no Matt Damon.

Would you rather euthanize your own pet (out of necessity) or take an all-expenses paid three weeks long holiday in Majorca?


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October 4, 2016 at 5:50 pm (This post was last modified: October 4, 2016 at 5:53 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(October 4, 2016 at 5:49 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 4, 2016 at 5:45 pm)Alex K Wrote: Would you rather go to Mars one way or to an uninhabited remote but fertile pacific island for the rest of your life?

I'll take the island.

Snu snu, or death?

*reply deleted due to Cthuloid scowly face*

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RE: Would you rather
October 4, 2016 at 5:52 pm
(October 4, 2016 at 5:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 4, 2016 at 5:49 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'll take the island.

Snu snu, or death?

Isn't it death by snu snu?

Boru

You're ruining the punchline, Boru. Undecided
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