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Would you rather
#1
Would you rather
Would you rather choose to die on the battlefield or get captured, tortured but get home in the end? I personally can't decide.

Post your "Would you rather" questions for others to answer.
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#2
RE: Would you rather
Get to go home. Life's too interesting to prefer it end, no matter he circumstance.

Lose two arms or one leg?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#3
RE: Would you rather
(October 4, 2016 at 2:23 pm)c172 Wrote: Get to go home. Life's too interesting to prefer it end, no matter he circumstance.

Lose two arms or one leg?

Easily one leg - hands are way harder to recreate (and way more useful) than feet.


(For the males here) Have a permanent, unending 9 inch erection, or a 3 inch penis that functions normally?
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#4
RE: Would you rather
I'd rather die on the battlefield. With my boots on.

Would you rather navigate a maze a) blindfolded, but knowing there's a great big prize at the end, or b) not blind-folded, and the only prize is finding your way out?
“Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”  - Ford Prefect
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#5
RE: Would you rather
(October 4, 2016 at 2:24 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: (For the males here) Have a permanent, unending 9 inch erection, or a 3 inch penis that functions normally?

Take it from one who knows - you really don't want the former.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#6
RE: Would you rather
(October 4, 2016 at 2:23 pm)c172 Wrote: Get to go home. Life's too interesting to prefer it end, no matter he circumstance.

Lose two arms or one leg?

One leg. Need my arms, hands and fingers.
“Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”  - Ford Prefect
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#7
RE: Would you rather
(October 4, 2016 at 2:23 pm)c172 Wrote: Get to go home. Life's too interesting to prefer it end, no matter he circumstance.

Lose two arms or one leg?

Way too easy - one leg. Hands or even if only one hand are too useful. You can get job without a leg as somekind of vendor, without hands your useless and miserable.
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RE: Would you rather
(October 4, 2016 at 2:30 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(October 4, 2016 at 2:24 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: (For the males here) Have a permanent, unending 9 inch erection, or a 3 inch penis that functions normally?

Take it from one who knows - you really don't want the former.

Ditto on that. Spina bifida leaves you a bit small, but sometimes performing normally.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#9
RE: Would you rather
(October 4, 2016 at 2:24 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
(October 4, 2016 at 2:23 pm)c172 Wrote: Get to go home. Life's too interesting to prefer it end, no matter he circumstance.

Lose two arms or one leg?

Easily one leg - hands are way harder to recreate (and way more useful) than feet.


(For the males here) Have a permanent, unending 9 inch erection, or a 3 inch penis that functions normally?

Is that 3 inches while flaccid or erect? It's important.
“Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”  - Ford Prefect
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RE: Would you rather
(October 4, 2016 at 2:28 pm)Primordial Bisque Wrote: I'd rather die on the battlefield. With my boots on.

Would you rather navigate a maze a) blindfolded, but knowing there's a great big prize at the end, or b) not blind-folded, and the only prize is finding your way out?

Blindfolded would be kind of interesting. I mean, maybe there's walls to touch?

Gas chamber or electric chair (to die in)?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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