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October 6, 2016 at 5:35 am (This post was last modified: October 6, 2016 at 5:36 am by LastPoet.)
Go ahead fire away. Big Grin
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RE: Ask a rookie dad
October 6, 2016 at 5:40 am
Have you ever had a pet rabbit or even any sort of rodent like pet?


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RE: Ask a rookie dad
October 6, 2016 at 5:56 am
Have you been peed or pooped on yet?
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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October 6, 2016 at 6:01 am
(October 6, 2016 at 5:56 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Have you been peed or pooped on yet?

Pooped yes, shotgun fart with poop at 2 weeks. Peed no. Its a girl so that is harder to happen.

She farted on my general direction. Big Grin
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RE: Ask a rookie dad
October 6, 2016 at 6:04 am
(October 6, 2016 at 5:40 am)paulpablo Wrote: Have you ever had a pet rabbit or even any sort of rodent like pet?

I had a hamster. My cats got to him. How did they got him inside the cage I dunno. I have wabbits to grow and make a stew. Also have chickens.
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October 6, 2016 at 6:05 am
Haha...pooped on by a two week old...I gotta say, the poop from a solely breastfed baby is something no one warned me about.
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RE: Ask a rookie dad
October 6, 2016 at 6:06 am
Do you plan to go out (restaurants, clubs, cinema ..) just as often with your wife/partner - just get in babysitters?
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October 6, 2016 at 6:17 am
(October 6, 2016 at 6:06 am)pgrimes15 Wrote: Do you plan to go out (restaurants, clubs, cinema ..) just as often with your wife/partner - just get in babysitters?

We take her to those already. With 2 weeks old she went to the village festivity restaurant and liked partay. We will need a nanny when mom ends her motherhood license (5 months of 100% pay or 6 months for 80% pay).

I am on vacation so she is able to go out and grab a beer with dad. Lets mom rest a while.
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RE: Ask a rookie dad
October 6, 2016 at 6:24 am
What the heck is a motherhood license?
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RE: Ask a rookie dad
October 6, 2016 at 6:33 am
(October 6, 2016 at 6:24 am)Nymphadora Wrote: What the heck is a motherhood license?

Here, women bearing children have that. 5 months at 100% paycheck. Dads have 15 work days right after birth + 10 days for family care. The mother can swap those 5 months with dad if need be.
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