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~~Expired~~ · October 15, 2016 at 5:58 am

20+ year old Nissan Micra, it will take you anywhere but will not bring you back. Shitty blue colour, no power steering so you need arms like Popeye to do a 3 point turn, non electric windows, unfortunately the drivers side window sometimes falls inside the door. Cassette player, rusty non alloy wheels, windscreen wipers sometimes stop right in your line of vision, strange smell of curry when heater is on, and questionable stains on back seat. Upside.. It has a rear heated widow that keeps your hands warm when you are pushing it.

**BrianSoddingBoru4** · October 15, 2016 at 6:51 am

God's nads, man, don't you DARE give that car away! You could easily restore it for just $4000 or so, then have the satisfaction of selling it to an unsuspecting uni student for $300.00.

Boru

Little lunch · October 15, 2016 at 7:16 am

I bet that rear heated widow could do more than just keep your hands warm. :-)

~~Expired~~ · October 15, 2016 at 7:23 am

It's just about the only thing that works properly.

**brewer** · (This post was last modified: October 15, 2016 at 9:20 am by brewer.)

We don't them thair furren monstrosities in our neck of the woods. Drive it inta the eroding part of the canal bank for rip rap, then shoot it.

Fidel_Castronaut · October 15, 2016 at 9:36 am

(October 15, 2016 at 7:16 am)Little lunch Wrote: I bet that rear heated widow could do more than just keep your hands warm. :-)

I thought that was a joke usually said about Alfa's Big Grin

~~Expired~~ · October 15, 2016 at 10:14 am

(October 15, 2016 at 8:46 am)mh.brewer Wrote: We don't them thair furren monstrosities in our neck of the woods. Drive it inta the eroding part of the canal bank for rip rap, then shoot it.

I can't drive it today, it's decided to have a day off. Suppose I could push it though. Big Grin

**brewer** · October 15, 2016 at 1:29 pm

(October 15, 2016 at 10:14 am)Expired Wrote:
(October 15, 2016 at 8:46 am)mh.brewer Wrote: We don't them thair furren monstrosities in our neck of the woods. Drive it inta the eroding part of the canal bank for rip rap, then shoot it.

I can't drive it today, it's decided to have a day off. Suppose I could push it though.

Just have a friend rear end you into the crick. Might be a fitting end.

To many puns?

**vorlon13** · October 15, 2016 at 9:12 pm

Park it on a lot in Fullerton CA, sell it to Tarek and Christina for $375,000.

Come back in 11 weeks and it will be a freaking palace for sale and listed for $624,999.

~~Expired~~ · October 16, 2016 at 3:39 pm

(October 15, 2016 at 1:29 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(October 15, 2016 at 10:14 am)Expired Wrote: I can't drive it today, it's decided to have a day off. Suppose I could push it though.

Just have a friend rear end you into the crick. Might be a fitting end.

To many puns?

That would be a great idea, if I had any friends. Wink

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