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Free to a good home.
#1
Free to a good home.
20+ year old Nissan Micra, it will take you anywhere but will not bring you back. Shitty blue colour, no power steering so you need arms like Popeye to do a 3 point turn, non electric windows, unfortunately the drivers side window sometimes falls inside the door. Cassette player, rusty non alloy wheels, windscreen wipers sometimes stop right in your line of vision, strange smell of curry when heater is on, and questionable stains on back seat. Upside.. It has a rear heated widow that keeps your hands warm when you are pushing it.
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#2
RE: Free to a good home.
God's nads, man, don't you DARE give that car away! You could easily restore it for just $4000 or so, then have the satisfaction of selling it to an unsuspecting uni student for $300.00.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#3
RE: Free to a good home.
I bet that rear heated widow could do more than just keep your hands warm. :-)
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#4
RE: Free to a good home.
It's just about the only thing that works properly.
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#5
RE: Free to a good home.
We don't them thair furren monstrosities in our neck of the woods. Drive it inta the eroding part of the canal bank for rip rap, then shoot it.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#6
RE: Free to a good home.
(October 15, 2016 at 7:16 am)Little lunch Wrote: I bet that rear heated widow could do more than just keep your hands warm. :-)

I thought that was a joke usually said about Alfa's Big Grin
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#7
RE: Free to a good home.
(October 15, 2016 at 8:46 am)mh.brewer Wrote: We don't them thair furren monstrosities in our neck of the woods. Drive it inta the eroding part of the canal bank for rip rap, then shoot it.

I can't drive it today, it's decided to have a day off. Suppose I could push it though. Big Grin
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#8
RE: Free to a good home.
(October 15, 2016 at 10:14 am)Expired Wrote:
(October 15, 2016 at 8:46 am)mh.brewer Wrote: We don't them thair furren monstrosities in our neck of the woods. Drive it inta the eroding part of the canal bank for rip rap, then shoot it.

I can't drive it today, it's decided to have a day off. Suppose I could push it though. Big Grin

Just have a friend rear end you into the crick. Might be a fitting end.

To many puns?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#9
RE: Free to a good home.
Park it on a lot in Fullerton CA, sell it to Tarek and Christina for $375,000.

Come back in 11 weeks and it will be a freaking palace for sale and listed for $624,999.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Free to a good home.
(October 15, 2016 at 1:29 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(October 15, 2016 at 10:14 am)Expired Wrote: I can't drive it today, it's decided to have a day off. Suppose I could push it though. Big Grin

Just have a friend rear end you into the crick. Might be a fitting end.

To many puns?

That would be a great idea, if I had any friends. Wink
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