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Corrupt a Wish Game!

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Corrupt a Wish Game!
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#61
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 1, 2010 at 7:25 am
Granted. You're now a clear thinking wannabe without the ability to do anything about it.

I wish I had £1m
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Edwardo Piet Away
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#62
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 1, 2010 at 7:34 am
Granted. But now you are completely paralysed and don't even have any means of saying what you'd like to do with the money.

I wish I wasn't a twat.
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#63
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 1, 2010 at 10:52 am
Granted, but you were hit by a car on your way to work and now you have brain damage and are mentaly retarded.

I wish I shoot laser beams out of my eyes!
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#64
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 1, 2010 at 10:58 am
Granted but now you're discriminated against for being a "mutant", and for being extremely uncool (despite the cool power) and for sexually harassing Jean Grey.

I wish I was better than I am.
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#65
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 1, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Granted, but you just logically exploded because nothing can be better than God.

I wish I could teleport
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#66
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 1, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Granted, but you do it while drunk and half of your body ends up in Fiji, and the other at the bottom of the Atlantic.

I wish spiders weren't so prevalent.
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#67
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 1, 2010 at 7:15 pm (This post was last modified: September 1, 2010 at 7:16 pm by lrh9.)
Granted. Now the populations of insect species that spiders eat explode due to lack of natural predators.

I wish I were more awake right now.
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#68
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 1, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Granted! You instantly become alert soon as you realize someone is pissing on your forehead.

I wish my dick was 12 inches long.
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#69
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 1, 2010 at 11:58 pm
Granted. Unfortunatly it is also 1 mm thick because skin was taken from the sides to increase the legnth.

I wish my dad would give back my I pod
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 2, 2010 at 3:42 am
Granted: but he put his collection of greatest bagpipe hits on it and made it read-only.

I wish it was Saturday already.
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