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Election night rituals
October 24, 2016 at 3:51 pm
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I am wondering what election night rituals you have planned.
I will be watching the movie Idiocracy with my wife and maybe a few friends before lighting up a joint to celebrate prop 64. Then, the morning after I will be taking a coffee shit and flushing it with Trump brand bottled water stolen from the concierge at the Trump Las Vegas hotel.
(admittedly that last part not make it as an annual ritual)
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RE: Election night rituals
October 24, 2016 at 3:56 pm
I'll watch and be nervous until we're in the clear.
I'd imagine the feeling will be much like waiting on a pregnancy test with a girl you had a one night stand with.
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RE: Election night rituals
October 24, 2016 at 4:12 pm
Lubing up and bending over, as usual.
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RE: Election night rituals
October 24, 2016 at 4:15 pm
I'll tune in MSNBC after the hockey game ends. Most of the polls should start to close around then.
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RE: Election night rituals
October 24, 2016 at 4:25 pm
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I'll be dancing..."Lucky lucky chicken bone, lucky lucky chicken bone....."
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RE: Election night rituals
October 24, 2016 at 4:37 pm
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Probably the same as in '08 and '12 ... Watching the livestream until I fall asleep, then waking up from time to time to check my phone.
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RE: Election night rituals
October 24, 2016 at 6:18 pm
Sleeping. I can't do anything about it in any case, so better sleep it off. Like the flu.
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