Quote:http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/mike-pen...-fox-news/
Quote:Mike Pence’s plane skids off runway at New York airport, no injuries
Naturally the plane skidded to the right!
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Pence's Plane Slides Off Runway in NY
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 Naturally the plane skidded to the right! 
It's Hillary's fault, of course.
Nasty woman! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: Pence's Plane Slides Off Runway in NY
October 27, 2016 at 11:47 pm
(This post was last modified: October 27, 2016 at 11:47 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
"Mike, this is God."
"God? My Lord and Saviour?!" "Yeah, that'd be me, Mike. Settle down, I'm not going to hit you with a thunderbolt just yet. But I wanted to talk to you about something." "What would that be, Lord?" "This thing tonight, with the airplane -- " " -- yes? -- " "I don't want to have to tell you again." "Tell me what, Lord?" "You're playing second-fiddle to a cunt, Michael. I don't like him, no one likes him, even Lucifer thinks he's ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag ... but here you are running around the country trying to glorify him. You know I don't like cocksuckers, Mike -- and you're being a cocksucker. Capice?" "So --" "That's right. Next time, this will happen at Logan. Straighten up and fly right, damn it." 
"Dammit Mike, just...uncunt thyself."
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When's he gonna be on final to KSAN? There's good observatin' here at San Diego Int'l.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Pence: You know god... you could just kill Trump. Then I'd be your candidate.
God: *laughs uncontrollably* Pence: Uhh... God? God: Oh sorry, is this still on? Well this is awkward Pence: You want me to be President right? That's what you said. God: Did I? I don't remember that. Pence: Now that I think about it... you do sound different. How do I know you're really god?! Lucifer: STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME SATAN! Pence: Oh thank god, you're still here! Phew. For a moment there I thought God was talking to me. Lucifer: Worry not child, you will be President. God: Jesus Fucking Christ... Luci. You can't keep telling the GOP I want them to be President. Lucifer: It's not my fault they haven't caught on yet.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Yeah but he got away. Better luck next time.
 (October 27, 2016 at 11:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's Hillary's fault, of course. I'm just waiting to hear the conspiracy theories about how she tried to make the plane crash. Because she's Hillary and she secretly has people killed all the time.
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Plane malfunction? It was the Russians. It's always the Russians.
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