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RE: Shit. I Can't Even Think of a Joke To Go With This One
October 31, 2016 at 7:09 pm
I don't know if I should laugh...
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RE: Shit. I Can't Even Think of a Joke To Go With This One
October 31, 2016 at 7:11 pm
The pieces are all there, but it's like the universe is taunting us to assemble something from this perfect madness.
Horrible though, here's hoping she recovers.
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RE: Shit. I Can't Even Think of a Joke To Go With This One
October 31, 2016 at 7:14 pm
Poor woman. The fart is irrelevant.
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RE: Shit. I Can't Even Think of a Joke To Go With This One
October 31, 2016 at 7:14 pm
On the plus side, she's now got the potential for the most interesting online dating profile ever. Literally...ever.
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RE: Shit. I Can't Even Think of a Joke To Go With This One
October 31, 2016 at 7:15 pm
Ouch. Weaponised farts.
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RE: Shit. I Can't Even Think of a Joke To Go With This One
October 31, 2016 at 7:18 pm
(October 31, 2016 at 7:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ouch. Weaponised farts.
Old news, really.
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RE: Shit. I Can't Even Think of a Joke To Go With This One
October 31, 2016 at 7:43 pm
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You're sure that's real news and not just urban legend? I have read that story so many times before that it starts to get old. First time must have been some decades ago when lasers were still close to science fiction.
I mean some reputable dailies such as the Sun have picked up on that, but the Sun is always known for doing thourough research.
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