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Come Ahead!
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Come Ahead!
We're warmer than Canada, and almost as polite.   Tongue

NZ Immigration Site Surges

Quote:Immigration New Zealand (INZ) said its website received 56,300 visits in a 24 hour period, an increase of almost 2,500%. The site has a daily average of 2,300 visits.

Boru
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#2
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Too far.

https://youtu.be/AmXvmjSiwuw
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#3
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What's the law on gun ownership and do you have universal health care?
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#4
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And how amenable are the sheep?

Ya got that rat thing under control yet?
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Min: We are not 'too far'. Don't blame us because YOU live on a continent that is inconveniently far away.

DT: 1) Gun laws are strong, but not draconian. You can get a firearms license after jumping through a not-unreasonable number of hoops. The license is good for 10 years before renewal, but can be suspended or revoked. 2) We have universal health care. Better than that used in some other Commonwealth countries. For example, tourists are automatically covered.

brewer: 1) The sheep are amenable, but not sluts. You be nice to them, they'll be nice to you. 2) The government plan to have the rat thing under control in just another 34 years. So, visit us soon! As part of the programme, every visitor to NZ gets to take home with him/her a full dozen rats - free of charge!!

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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You know, alot of hungry american visitors could handle that rat thing in 34 months.  Nice regular-ish shaped patty, little ketchup, slap some cheese on that badboy...and put it on a sugarbun.  

Just sayin.
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(November 11, 2016 at 7:56 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You know, alot of hungry american visitors could handle that rat thing in 34 months.  Nice regular-ish shaped patty, little ketchup, slap some cheese on that badboy...and put it on a sugarbun.  

Just sayin.

I have connections - I will personally help expedite the visa process for any USian tourist willing to subsist rats during their visit. Preference given to 'extended stay' visitors.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 10, 2016 at 6:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: We're warmer than Canada, and almost as polite.   Tongue

NZ Immigration Site Surges

Quote:Immigration New Zealand (INZ) said its website received 56,300 visits in a 24 hour period, an increase of almost 2,500%. The site has a daily average of 2,300 visits.

Boru

Mars is warmer than Canada . . . .
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(November 11, 2016 at 8:17 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(November 10, 2016 at 6:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: We're warmer than Canada, and almost as polite.   Tongue

NZ Immigration Site Surges


Boru

Mars is warmer than Canada . . . .

Fewer moose to deal with and all.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Come Ahead!
(November 11, 2016 at 7:56 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You know, alot of hungry american visitors could handle that rat thing in 34 months.  Nice regular-ish shaped patty, little ketchup, slap some cheese on that badboy...and put it on a sugarbun.  

Just sayin.

I'm thinkin' McD's might have found a new supply-chain source.

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