Muslim brothers. You have created our new Caliphate. Who is your new Caliph?

[Greatest I am]

Muslim brothers.  You have created our new Caliphate.  Who is your new Caliph?
 
Now that the world is turning inexorably to the right wing of the political systems of the world, -- these mostly democratic nations led by oligarchs, --- we members of the new Caliphate, --- thanks to individual strength of character, --- can say that we have conquered the West.
 
We have taught the Western alliances and liberal forces that there are limits to freedom of speech, --- that we must respect, --- if we are to live in harmony.
 
That limit to freedom of speech being that, if any insult the Caliphate’s God. Caliphate members will see any insult to be levelled at the whole nation, its culture, as well as to their person.
 
The West has been cowed; therefore, a modified Sharia can be put in place as the law of the land in all of the Western world.
 
The Muslim male freedom, to fight and kill for his rights, as dictated by his sense of duty and honor to wife and family, is at hand.  
 
Sure, some left wing voices will deny that they now live in a Caliphate, but our ideology of intolerance to other political and religious tribes and ideologies, --- as well as our apostates, --- has made the left, --- moot.
 
Intolerance to insult has won the day and our Caliphate is now a political reality.
 
Now all we need my brothers is a Caliph to modify Sharia to where rapprochement of all peoples of the world is possible.
 
Islam is the new world order and not the left wing un-United State system that cannot even bring rapprochement of its own states.
 
Muslim brothers. You have created our new right wing and intolerant Western system with a closer ideology to Islam. You have forced Western governments to the right and thus produced an ideological rapprochement to Islam. That is to create a Caliphate.
 
Muslim brothers, you must now elect a Caliph to unify all Muslim forces. Duty and honor demands it.
 
Your new Caliphate must have a Caliph.
 
Regards
DL

[vorlon13]

If you're taking nominations:

[Foxaèr]

Here is me expressing my freedom of speech:

Fuck off.

[Jesster]

Freedom of speech, huh?

Well, in that case, your god is an assbutt.

[Faith No More]

Da fuq?

[Opoponax]

Isn't it a little early to be drinking hard booze?

But hey, if you don't start drinking in the morning, you can't drink all day.

[The Grand Nudger]

He's absolutely right, the terrorists have won.  Not just here, globally. The harder we push back, in the manner we've decided to push back, the more closely our ideologies and situations approximate those wished for all along by same said terrorists. The global right fans the flames and eradicates the western ideal with it's every utterance, while the global left silences any dissent or criticism of the instigators and drains our resolve to resist. Together, they ensure that half measures and non-solutions are the only things on the table. It's a hell of a cost effective way to wage total war. A global asymmetric insurgency.

[account_inactive]

Your mother should have swallowed.

[Minimalist]

Fuck allah, fuck mohammed (the child-raping pervert) fuck the caliph and most of all fuck you.

P.S. - Your caliphate is vanishing under assault by mainly Shiite Iraqis.  Go Blow That Out Your Ass.

[PETE_ROSE]

Is this a joke? I dunno. He seems serious. Min, you cantankerous old goat, you said it where I could not. Thank you sir.