AF Christmas Carol 2016-Lyric Suggestions

[Shell B]

Not a fan of the sweater puppies one. I've always regretted suggesting an adult area. I feel like it added a lot of flirting and relationship drama to the forum, which I'm sure is hypocritical since I married a guy I met here. Still, I feel like the most pain in the ass stuff that has come out of this forum since I've been married has been related to relationships gone sour on the forum, which I feel like are perpetuated by Area 69, but I completely digress. Just sayin' a less sexual focus is more up my alley these days.

Love the trolls a trollin'.

[emjay]

Haven't got much yet... Two shit 'n' runs, maybe x slackers slacking, ten old ones sleeping, eleven skypers skyping, x Drippy's dripping...

I'll get my coat

[Shell B]

I like the Sykpers Skyping!

[emjay]

I like the Sykpers Skyping!

Yeah, me too. It's hard cos it's not just about getting the right number of syllables but also the right length of syllables... old ones sleeping vs lords a leaping doesn't sound quote right cos the 'a' is a short syllable and the 'ones' is too long, even though it is the right number of syllables. Back to the drawing board hehe

[Tiberius]

I'm not a fan of Skypers skyping to be honest. Doesn't really have anything to do with the forum.

[emjay]

I'm not a fan of Skypers skyping to be honest. Doesn't really have anything to do with the forum.

Well to me Skype is intimately associated with AF because it was people on AF who introduced me to it. I can't remember who or how... I think it was probably to do with Mafia... but if it weren't for AF I don't think I'd be using Skype. And same goes for Slack and thus Slackers Slacking too. So the general statement '... Tiberius/the forums sent to me... [many more than] eleven Skypers Skyping' is perfectly true And in any case there is an informal AF presence on Skype... the AF Skype room etc... so there is a connection though perhaps not obvious to new users of the forum.

[Aroura]

I like the kitten memes and Trollers trolling. Slackers slacking works. If we are going down that idea for all the numbers 6 through 12, then what about lurkers lurking?
I'm going to see if I can think of anything better. I used to be good at this sort of thing, but it's been while, lol.

[emjay]

<unlurk>Lurkers lurking definitely </unlurk>

[Aroura]

Ok, working so far?  I took the best ones from other suggestions, and just filled in the blanks with some of my own.

The place I go to be me (Right number of syllables if you do 2 for I, but kinda sappy) OR A sandwich made with roasted baby. (All rymes with the original Tree).
Two Kudosed posts
Three Kitten memes
Four Emoticons
Five Brand New Reps
Six Theists Praying
Seven Spammers Spamming
Eight Mods a-Modding
Nine Necro's rezzing
Ten Slackers slacking
Eleven Lurkers Lurking
Twelve Trolls a-Trolling

Other idea's for 2 through 4:
X Pm's
X Sticky Posts
X Broken Links
X More stupid polls
X Walls of Text
X Mafia games (sorry, but a lot of people do play it!  lol)
5 brand new threads! (Or if you want to have a sense of humor about the election, 5 New Trump Threads? Personally, I find it funny, because it's true! lol)

Other ideas for 6 through 12:
X Threads a-bumping
X Admins Banning
X Puppets socking
X Double posting
X Flamers Flaming

Ok, That's all I've got for now.  Hope a few of those are interesting.

[emjay]

I like your 2-4's... sticky posts, broken links (well I don't like broken links but you know what I mean ), maybe just "stupid polls" without the 'more' for syllable count, walls of text, and 5 brand new threads. The word Mafia looks like it's got too many syllables to fit in anywhere. And of the others, flamers flaming and maybe "double postings" plural would sound a bit better in context?