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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:17 pm
We are all about to experience the great work, "Vorlon's Treatise."
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:21 pm
So Vor, does this mean that before ppl do butt sex, they ask the receiver when the last time they pooped was?
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:21 pm
I have a title for him.
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December 8, 2016 at 3:21 pm
Bahahahahaha! Fantastic.
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:27 pm
To me, there is only one sexual act that 100% perplexes me at all times and that I could never perform even if it was Zooey Deschanel.
Eating someone's booty. I cannot, for the life of me, make my brain accept it.
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:29 pm
pheromones . . . .
has to be the right partner to work, however
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:32 pm
That is a completely unsatisfactory response to sticking one's tongue in a butt.
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:34 pm
um . . .
no.
no it isn't.
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:36 pm
Zooey D? I'd lick that clean then wash it down with her bathwater. What's the problem?
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:37 pm
as for a 'threshold of disgust' for where to insert the penis;
yes, I do have that, but it is in regards to po-po, so too anything involved with oral there, or even looking
even a fleshlight device needs to be configured 'male' not 'female'
(damn, even thinking about that is DISTURBING)
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