Laura Petrie's famous avocado peanut butter dip recipe

[vorlon13]

From IMDB:



Laura Petrie's Famous Avocado-Peanut Butter Dip


1 Large Avocado (pitted and mashed)
1 Tablespoon of Creamy Peanut Butter
1/4 teaspoon Yellow Mustard
1 Dash of Cayenne Pepper (this recipe is bordering on a health cleanse)
1 teaspoon Honey
Juice of 1 Lemon
Salt & Pepper to taste (although the taste is not going to get any better, trust me)

Blend all ingredients until smooth. Serve with Corn Curlies, Wheat Whippies, Peanut Pippies, and/or Potato Poopies. You are more than welcome to adjust the amounts and play with other ingredients but, as I said, it's never going to be good. Looks like baby poo.





I know we discourage just posting stuff pulled from elsewhere without comment, but I'll be damned if I know what to say about this.  I would say however, I'm pretty damn happy to be allergic to avocadoes.  (IANMTU)

[SteelCurtain]

I had to check if this was in A69.

I was sure that this was some sort of vorlonic double entendre.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Same recipe as C-4.

[Little lunch]

I think it has potential.
I'm going to try it next time I have avo's.
Think I'll use seeded mustard and perhaps skip the honey.
I think it might work on chicken.

[Rev. Rye]

I'm sure I can find some of Frank Gannon's recipes from Dragnet, and we can turn this into a "Insane and Barely Edible Recipes from Ancient TV" thread.

Okay, it looks like Badge714 has gathered two of Bill's most famous recipes:

Bill’s Garlic Nut-Butter Sandwich (from "The Weekend", one of the notorious "Bill and Joe spend a night at home not really fighting crime until it randomly intervenes into the plot" episodes)
1. Take two slices of pumpernickel bread.
2. Spread one with your preferred variety of peanut butter.
3. Spread one with cream cheese.
4. Crush garlic cloves over the cream cheese side, allowing juice to drip into cream cheese (to taste).
5. Join slices into sandwich form, cut into quarters and enjoy!

Note: Joe Friday refused it, but here's a fan trying it:




Bill’s Secret Barbecue Sauce (From "The Big High", the infamous "pot kills" episode)
Bill says “Use it on lamb and you’ll never know it’s lamb!”

Ingredients:
1 qt. ketchup
1 can red pepper
1 can hot mustard
1 qt. vinegar
1 lb. peeled red peppers, freshly chopped
1 small jar of oregano
4-5 cloves of garlic

1. Mix ingredients in a large, chilled bowl using an electric mixer.
2. Add 5 chopped Bermuda onions.
(Now here comes the secret part…)
3. Add one quart vanilla ice cream and mix again.





That said, I've seen the series through three or four times, and these are the two I remember. There many be other instances, or I may just be remembering him name-dropping certain bizarre combinations (like Chili and cupcakes; or peanut butter, pastrami, and pickles) exotic ingredients (like quail's eggs, or that one time he brought his tackle-box-cum-lunchbox into work and revealed more strange ingredients)

[vorlon13]

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