What Are You Doing For Christmas?

[brewer]

Flash Gordon is a pretty homo-erotic movie.

Prince Baron and Flash (frequently shirtless) make for quite a Vorlon treat.

I kinda had you pegged as a Hawkman guy. I may have to reevaluate.

[Pat Mustard]

Wake up, walk to neighbours for free booze, come home to demolish box of Qualitiy Street, eat turkey and ham, drink proper beer I've stored up, watch SFDebris christmas special, eat dessert, go to bed.

On Stephens's day the brother and I will go for a walk up to Lake Muskerry.

[Thumpalumpacus]

How could anybody NOT want in on this?

[Seraphina]

Go to my aunties for Christmas food. I'm supposed to be taking my daughter around there to meet everyone if all goes according to plan. I'm always sceptical about plans. Especially plans involving my ex girlfriend and especially plans that revolve around christmases or birthdays or things like that.

I hope everything works out for you, paul.

[Alex K]

And so, my fellow atheists, ask not what your Christmas can do for you. Ask, what you can do for Christmas!

[Astreja]

I have a concert to play on Yule (December 21 this year) but when I get home there will be a cold bottle of mead in the fridge to mark the occasion.

Normally on Christmas Eve the same band would be playing at a local homeless shelter to entertain the patrons during Christmas luncheon, but this year the shelter is being renovated and there's no room for us to set up. (A 40-piece concert band takes up a substantial amount of floor space.)

I will be going on the traditional Cappuccino Run on the afternoon of Christmas Eve, whereby I find a comfy chair at the mall and sip a hot beverage while observing the hustle and bustle of last-minute shoppers.

Christmas Day: Sleep in; make coffee; eat mass quantities of chocolate for breakfast; roast a duck and serve with stuffing, orange sauce, yams, cranberry sauce, and sparkling white wine.

[Whateverist]

I've enlisted as an infantryman in the war against xmas. I'll be kicking over as many nativity scenes as possible. Wish me luck.

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I have a concert to play on Yule (December 21 this year) but when I get home there will be a cold bottle of mead in the fridge to mark the occasion.

Normally on Christmas Eve the same band would be playing at a local homeless shelter to entertain the patrons during Christmas luncheon, but this year the shelter is being renovated and there's no room for us to set up.  (A 40-piece concert band takes up a substantial amount of floor space.)

I will be going on the traditional Cappuccino Run on the afternoon of Christmas Eve, whereby I find a comfy chair at the mall and sip a hot beverage while observing the hustle and bustle of last-minute shoppers.

Christmas Day:  Sleep in; make coffee; eat mass quantities of chocolate for breakfast; roast a duck and serve with stuffing, orange sauce, yams, cranberry sauce, and sparkling white wine.

I usually roast ducks too.  Are you sure you aren't somewhere in California where we could just come over and join you instead?

[brewer]

I was told that they didn't need to to volunteer. I'm sure something else will come up.

Bile?

[Thumpalumpacus]

Schedule's out ... I will be working. No big.

[Highanddry]

Entertaining a lot of unwanted guests probably.