Rules?

[infidel666]

Here are a few standard rules that most forums have. Any suggestions for new ones?
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Each member is allowed one login account. Registering with multiple accounts is not allowed.
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What if I want to get an alternate, deep south, inbred, hyper christian persona and post all annoying and ignernt, you know, for laughs?

[Tiberius]

Here are a few standard rules that most forums have. Any suggestions for new ones?
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Each member is allowed one login account. Registering with multiple accounts is not allowed.
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What if I want to get an alternate, deep south, inbred, hyper christian persona and post all annoying and ignernt, you know, for laughs?

As long as you don't tell me

[Brick-top]

As long as you don't tell me

It's not illegal if you don't get caught right?

[Tiberius]

Pretty much. It's a great "don't ask, don't tell" policy

[Brick-top]

Pretty much. It's a great "don't ask, don't tell" policy

In that case don't read my messages. You don't wanna know.

[josef rosenkranz]

Here are a few standard rules that most forums have. Any suggestions for new ones?

No Spamming - Any stupid, pointless or annoying posts will be deleted immediately.
No Advertising - Any adverts in posts will be deleted immediately.
No Flaming - Any insulting or offensive spam will be deleted immediately, especially if they are aimed toward another member.
No Pornography - Any pornographic content will be deleted immediately. This includes pictures, videos and links.
Each member is allowed one login account. Registering with multiple accounts is not allowed.
Trying to disrupt or disable forum activity, through any means possible, is strictly forbidden.
Access to the Admin Control Panel is strictly for Staff Members only. Attempting to gain access is strictly forbidden.
The upload of illegal or dangerous material to the site is strictly forbidden.

I propose an amendment to the "non advertising rule".
Advertizing permitted for:
- armchairs for sitting in pardise near to God
- musical instruments to be used in paradise as navels and trumpets
- special tar for use in hell
- goose feathers for mixing with tar in hell
- other objects for use in paradise or hell permitted under the
condition that they are not made in china

[Kyuuketsuki]

Here are a few standard rules that most forums have. Any suggestions for new ones?
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Each member is allowed one login account. Registering with multiple accounts is not allowed.
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What if I want to get an alternate, deep south, inbred, hyper christian persona and post all annoying and ignernt, you know, for laughs?

As long as you don't tell me

It's bleeding irritating & not so far from trolling IMO.

Kyu

[Dotard]

Sometimes when really bored I'll log into a Christian Discussion board, announce myself as a life-long christian (praise Jesus and all of that) but with some questions and concerns.

As time goes by I raise questions about I.D., bible contradictions, evilution, whatever and watch the other members try to squirm their way around problems and offer up non-sensical solutions.

In the end I announce a de-conversion and 'blame' it on their non-sensical answers stating something like "As much as I have prayed for understanding and elightenment I cannot in good conscience accept christianity, and by extention theism in general as an intellegent choice. I came here seeking reasons to believe to defend belief in God and Jesus however after discussing in depth the belief I can find no reason to believe it to be true any more than I can believe Homer's Iliad and the Odyssey to be true."

Maybe I am a little bit to easily entertained but I find it quite entertaining to log in every once in awhile to see my P.M. box chock-full of "Don't give up on Jesus! He will reveal himself to you!" "Pray harder" "Pray more sincerly!" and the like.

Jeez, I need a hobby.


Or a job.

[puglover]

Sometimes when really bored I'll log into a Christian Discussion board, announce myself as a life-long christian (praise Jesus and all of that) but with some questions and concerns.

As time goes by I raise questions about I.D., bible contradictions, evilution, whatever and watch the other members try to squirm their way around problems and offer up non-sensical solutions.

In the end I announce a de-conversion and 'blame' it on their non-sensical answers stating something like "As much as I have prayed for understanding and elightenment I cannot in good conscience accept christianity, and by extention theism in general as an intellegent choice. I came here seeking reasons to believe to defend belief in God and Jesus however after discussing in depth the belief I can find no reason to believe it to be true any more than I can believe Homer's Iliad and the Odyssey to be true."

Maybe I am a little bit to easily entertained but I find it quite entertaining to log in every once in awhile to see my P.M. box chock-full of "Don't give up on Jesus! He will reveal himself to you!" "Pray harder" "Pray more sincerly!" and the like.

Jeez, I need a hobby.


Or a job.

Haha. I know a few mates that do that. The first two searches for a site show that they strictly want christians in them. Very inclusive these people are, hey?

I have never been to confession and was thinking of going for the simple reason of curiousity. I am in the process of trying to find a confession place.
Ooo.. what shall I say?

I also need a job. lol.

[infidel666]

Sometimes when really bored I'll log into a Christian Discussion board, announce myself as a life-long christian (praise Jesus and all of that) but with some questions and concerns.

As time goes by I raise questions about I.D., bible contradictions, evilution, whatever and watch the other members try to squirm their way around problems and offer up non-sensical solutions.

In the end I announce a de-conversion and 'blame' it on their non-sensical answers stating something like "As much as I have prayed for understanding and elightenment I cannot in good conscience accept christianity, and by extention theism in general as an intellegent choice. I came here seeking reasons to believe to defend belief in God and Jesus however after discussing in depth the belief I can find no reason to believe it to be true any more than I can believe Homer's Iliad and the Odyssey to be true."

Maybe I am a little bit to easily entertained but I find it quite entertaining to log in every once in awhile to see my P.M. box chock-full of "Don't give up on Jesus! He will reveal himself to you!" "Pray harder" "Pray more sincerly!" and the like.

Jeez, I need a hobby.


Or a job.

The thought of all those nutjobs praying for me would really creep me out.