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What's your going to hell score?
#11
RE: What's your going to hell score?
Where's good old-fashioned fornication? 

Did I skip over it?

EDIT: Oh...I guess that's adultery.
Up me to 15. Big Grin
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#12
RE: What's your going to hell score?
25 at least, for me.

I could do better . . . .
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#13
RE: What's your going to hell score?
Yeah, I only got 12...

(sighs to self... "I'm a terrible atheist... I'll probably only end up in that special place in hell for the unbaptized babies and aborted fetuses...")
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Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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#14
RE: What's your going to hell score?
Maybe about 13.7 (15 if I have to use full numbers). I'm not all that girly, but not all that manly either. I'd go solo to the ballet driving my Chevy Silverado (if I were licensed). I love sports, but that includes women's sports just as much (and I'm not huge on the American Big 4 sports).
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#15
RE: What's your going to hell score?
dp...
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#16
RE: What's your going to hell score?
Ok, check everything I've done

Porn loving masturbator
Not sure if I count as a girly man.
Not sure if the alcohol drnking counts since I stopped doing it a while back.
Potty mouth
Blasphemer
Liar
I have a habit of repeating things I've heard, without always knowing the full context. I do agree it's wrong, though.
Haven't stolen anything since childhood, that I'm aware of.
I do enjoy some rock and roll, though usually light rock.
My dad's an asshole. It's not me, it's him!
I did sound a bit bitter a second ago.....
Some people consider anything other than abject humility to be prideful, so that's pretty subjective.
I consider myself more of a critic than a mocker, since I don't believe this god actually exists.
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff in the bible that I'm skeptical about.
Yes, I'm an atheist.
I don't consider myself an evolutionist, any more than I consider myself a gravitist, or a germist.
My family tries very hard to keep me from teaching heresy to my nieces, who my sister put into a christian private school.

I get a score of 17/49. Not bad, huh?
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#17
RE: What's your going to hell score?
Meh... I'm in for 22. That's gotta count for something, right?
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#18
RE: What's your going to hell score?
Ok, I have a few questions. Does having sex outside marriage count as whoring from a biblical perspective? Does masturbating count if you don't love porn? Does simply having a job count as being a money-hungry career pursuer (as a female I've already counted this towards being rebellious)?

I may be taking this a little too seriously.

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#19
RE: What's your going to hell score?
Some of these things are quite subjective, and you'd likely get different answers from different people.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#20
RE: What's your going to hell score?
Ooh. 24. But I got double points for sports worshipping.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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