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What's your going to hell score?

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What's your going to hell score?
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#61
RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 9:40 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 9:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Wait!

Does each act of banging outside of marriage count as a single sin?

Uh oh.... I'm fucked if so.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#62
RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 9:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 19, 2017 at 9:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote: What?

Oh.  Tats.

Damn glasses.

Oh, I have those...

Bouncy!

Angel

And now you have my fullest attention...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 9:47 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 19, 2017 at 9:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Oh, I have those...

Bouncy!

Angel

And now you have my fullest attention...

They're on show somewhere...

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#64
RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 9:52 pm
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#65
RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 9:56 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 9:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: They're on show somewhere...

*Trying desperately to think of a reply that will result in 100% bewbies and 0% testicular bruising*
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 10:05 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 9:56 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 19, 2017 at 9:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: They're on show somewhere...

*Trying desperately to think of a reply that will result in 100% bewbies and 0% testicular bruising*

Tits!

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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 10:06 pm
Does it for me!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 10:07 pm
For a full view I'll be creating a new FB pages in the next couple of weeks. Last one was shut down because of a boob picture, apparently.

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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 10:08 pm
"Dear Stefan,

Tits like coconuts!

But sparrows prefer breadcrumbs.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs Trellis, North Wales"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 10:09 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 10:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: For a full view I'll be creating a new FB pages in the next couple of weeks.  Last one was shut down because of a boob picture, apparently.

Yeah, I remember that. Somebody boobed.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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