(January 19, 2017 at 9:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Wait!
Does each act of banging outside of marriage count as a single sin?
Uh oh.... I'm fucked if so.
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What's your going to hell score?
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 Uh oh.... I'm fucked if so.  (January 19, 2017 at 9:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(January 19, 2017 at 9:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote: What? And now you have my fullest attention...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (January 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(January 19, 2017 at 9:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Oh, I have those... They're on show somewhere... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  ![[Image: boobies4.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com%2FSmileys%2Fboobies4.gif)
(January 19, 2017 at 9:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: They're on show somewhere... *Trying desperately to think of a reply that will result in 100% bewbies and 0% testicular bruising*
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(January 19, 2017 at 9:56 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(January 19, 2017 at 9:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: They're on show somewhere... Tits! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Does it for me!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
For a full view I'll be creating a new FB pages in the next couple of weeks. Last one was shut down because of a boob picture, apparently.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
"Dear Stefan,
Tits like coconuts! But sparrows prefer breadcrumbs. Yours faithfully, Mrs Trellis, North Wales"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(January 19, 2017 at 10:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: For a full view I'll be creating a new FB pages in the next couple of weeks. Last one was shut down because of a boob picture, apparently. Yeah, I remember that. Somebody boobed.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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