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Guys do you believe Howard Storm's NDE?
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RE: Guys do you believe Howard Storm's NDE?
(January 24, 2017 at 8:49 pm)arda101 Wrote: This is a man who apparently used to be an atheist, but then during his NDE he was tortured in hell until he called out to Jesus. He was a former arts prof so in his NDE he saw 80 new primary colours, and he was able to predict world events in the future. He became a priest afterwards. What do you guys think, assuming he was not lying about his experience?


A "near death experience" is just a close call usually involving oxygen deprivation and unusual brain activity, not to be mistaken with actual death experience in which breathing and heart stops for a longer time and there is no brain activity.  Can I believe he had a close call with some altered brain states?  Sure.  What of it?

I confess I don't take dreams to be a literal forecast of future events either. As with dreams, NDE's need to be taken with some salt rather than literally.
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(January 24, 2017 at 8:52 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

You'll summons it!!!  ?

Hey OP, you might want to wade through this.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-41204.ht...ward+storm

Don't fret LFC, it's just the ghost.
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#13
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this would be far more interesting if it was Howard Stern's NDE

I still wouldn't believe it, but it would probably involve boobs
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Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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Guys do you believe Howard Storm's NDE?
(January 24, 2017 at 9:20 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(January 24, 2017 at 8:52 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

You'll summons it!!!  [emoji31]

Hey OP, you might want to wade through this.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-41204.ht...ward+storm

Don't fret LFC, it's just the ghost.


Wow, that thread was only 55 pages? It felt an eternity in hell.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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(January 24, 2017 at 9:29 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(January 24, 2017 at 9:20 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Hey OP, you might want to wade through this.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-41204.ht...ward+storm

Don't fret LFC, it's just the ghost.


Wow, that thread was only 55 pages?  It felt an eternity in hell.  

And that thread will be where you spend your eternity if you don't accept Odin as your lord and saviour...
Dying to live, living to die.
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Guys do you believe Howard Storm's NDE?
(January 24, 2017 at 9:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 24, 2017 at 9:29 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Wow, that thread was only 55 pages?  It felt an eternity in hell.  

And that thread will be where you spend your eternity if you don't accept Odin as your lord and saviour...


Aww, FUCK!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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(January 24, 2017 at 9:08 pm)Jesster Wrote:
(January 24, 2017 at 9:04 pm)ignoramus Wrote: But those alien abductees have enlarged sphincters to prove it?! Big Grin

That is impressive evidence. It's very difficult to enlarge your sphincter to the size of your own head. Only aliens could have accomplished that.

Hehe, you guys are making me laugh! Shy
Please just hear me out... You see it's not that impressive when you take into account that aliens have no ears to get in the way... That's all... I was trying to be scientifical!
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Know God, Know fear.
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Only a 'near' death experience? I had a genuine actual death experience. I fell out of the space shuttle and obviously burned up in the atmosphere. Next thing I know, I'm chatting with Jesus over a couple of rounds of drinks - his shout, after all I couldn't take it with me - and he's calling me a top bloke and asking for my autograph. I manage to convert him to atheism and he's so grateful that he teaches me 800 new ways to sexually satisfy women. Then I got bored shagging my way around the Universe, so I resurrected myself, Terminator 2 style, and gave myself an extra 12 inches, making six feet total with a matching girth. And that's how I became a prophet, with a proven 100% track record. True story. Hollywood's arguing about who gets to play me in the film.

Howard Storm? More like Howard Intestinal Wind. I wouldn't give him house room.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(January 24, 2017 at 10:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Only a 'near' death experience? I had a genuine actual death experience. I fell out of the space shuttle and obviously burned up in the atmosphere. Next thing I know, I'm chatting with Jesus over a couple of rounds of drinks - his shout, after all I couldn't take it with me - and he's calling me a top bloke and asking for my autograph. I manage to convert him to atheism and he's so grateful that he teaches me 800 new ways to sexually satisfy women. Then I got bored shagging my way around the Universe, so I resurrected myself, Terminator 2 style, and gave myself an extra 12 inches, making six feet total with a matching girth. And that's how I became a prophet, with a proven 100% track record. True story. Hollywood's arguing about who gets to play me in the film.

Howard Storm? More like Howard Intestinal Wind. I wouldn't give him house room.

Wow.  You, too?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#20
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"His shout" I bet the cheapskate gave you red wine! Amirite?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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