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Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
Rather than anti-depressants, just open your google image search, and type in "tubgirl", and stare at the first image for 30secs without blinking Big Grin
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#12
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
Wear a condom to catch the nocturnal emissions. Peel back the condom the next morning and catch the sperm in your hand. Then swallow it. Not ideal but at least the sperm is always in contact with your body so technically is always a part of you.
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#13
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
eek murderer

all sperm corpses deserve to be buried
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#14
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
Why on gods green earth would you even want to try? 

Are you some kind of demented masochist?
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#15
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
Both are perfectly natural bodily functions, so of course you should abstain, you dirty, sinful, unGodly sons of bitches. Look at how disgusting you are, all of you! Jesus thinks you are evil cling film-wrapped parcels of Satanic mini bites in desperate need of salvation, but only because he loves you, you despicable unholy scumbags!
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#16
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 9:21 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Why on gods green earth would you even want to try? 

Are you some kind of demented masochist?

Big Grin I prefer regular sex with a woman, much more intense and more positions and O I love foreplay.

(January 29, 2017 at 5:08 am)Vic Wrote: Why do I feel like the answer is Jesus

Big Grin No, the answer is a combination or mixture of elements: marriage.

(January 29, 2017 at 6:43 am)Mathilda Wrote: Wear a condom to catch the nocturnal emissions. Peel back the condom the next morning and catch the sperm in your hand. Then swallow it. Not ideal but at least the sperm is always in contact with your body so technically is always a part of you.

Big Grin How much salt is in sperm ?  I wouldn't want to over do it.
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#17
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
Some call them nocturnal emmisions. I call them freebies.
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#18
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
They don't care if it's possible to avoid something or not, or if not doing it causes physical or psychological problems to develop later in life. You just sin by your very nature, and need to constantly ask their god for forgiveness.
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 10:49 am)chimp3 Wrote: Some call them nocturnal emmisions. I call them freebies.

lol

(January 29, 2017 at 10:50 am)Chad32 Wrote: They don't care if it's possible to avoid something or not, or if not doing it causes physical or psychological problems to develop later in life. You just sin by your very nature, and need to constantly ask their god for forgiveness.

I wonder how many adult Christians are single out there and fighting themselves ?
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"My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style."

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#20
RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 10:55 am)The Wise Joker Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 10:49 am)chimp3 Wrote: Some call them nocturnal emmisions. I call them freebies.

lol

(January 29, 2017 at 10:50 am)Chad32 Wrote: They don't care if it's possible to avoid something or not, or if not doing it causes physical or psychological problems to develop later in life. You just sin by your very nature, and need to constantly ask their god for forgiveness.

I wonder how many adult Christians are single out there and fighting themselves ?

Some probably exist, but many likely rail overly hard against a topic while doing what they argue against in private. That's why you get stories about vocal homophobes getting caught having gay sex.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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