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People are officially having sex with their mobile phones

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People are officially having sex with their mobile phones
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People are officially having sex with their mobile phones
February 3, 2017 at 8:24 am
On no... my eyes... Every day internet surprises me

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RE: People are officially having sex with their mobile phones
February 3, 2017 at 8:26 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2017 at 8:27 am by ignoramus.)
What do you have to do? lick the phone fast for a top score?

I can just imagine everyone, young and old doing it on the morning train commute?!
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RE: People are officially having sex with their mobile phones
February 3, 2017 at 9:02 am
Umm put it on vibration mode, and then... well, you can figure out the rest Tongue
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RE: People are officially having sex with their mobile phones
February 3, 2017 at 10:23 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2017 at 10:23 am by Edwardo Piet.)

mmmm yum


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RE: People are officially having sex with their mobile phones
February 3, 2017 at 10:25 am
The FleshLight has an attachment that literally allows people to sexually penetrate their iPads. This is not surprising.
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RE: People are officially having sex with their mobile phones
February 3, 2017 at 10:26 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2017 at 10:27 am by Catholic_Lady.)
That's just gross
Isn't this a69 territory anyway??
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RE: People are officially having sex with their mobile phones
February 3, 2017 at 10:41 am
Is there haptic feedback on this bitch?
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RE: People are officially having sex with their mobile phones
February 4, 2017 at 12:55 am
It seems very hygienic.
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RE: People are officially having sex with their mobile phones
February 4, 2017 at 12:59 am
Honestly, with no gentials being involved, I'm not even sure if this counts as sex with your phone.
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RE: People are officially having sex with their mobile phones
February 4, 2017 at 1:03 am
(February 3, 2017 at 8:24 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: On no... my eyes... Every day internet surprises me

He looks determined. Master of his craft!
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