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The most heart warming advertisement ever
#11
RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
Yep, agree. The harder they pull, the more desperate they are... I'm cynical like that.
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#12
RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
i'm done


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#13
RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
Fuck me, that Metlife commercial.

Yeah and no way in hell I'm watching the dog ones.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#14
RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
(February 9, 2017 at 1:27 am)pool the great Wrote:



Dogs <3

so, buy magic balls on a stick and give them to dogs if you want free parking and the girl of your dreams...
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#15
RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
(February 9, 2017 at 1:35 am)Faith No More Wrote: As an American, though, the striking thing about that was the explicit canine dong.  They only use females in commercials here, because god forbid we show a dog dick on TV.

Then I guess you don't have tv ads for sex toys where straight and gay couples are talking about what it does. We do.
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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
(February 13, 2017 at 1:16 am)pool the great Wrote: i'm done





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#17
RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
(February 13, 2017 at 5:53 pm)abaris Wrote: Then I guess you don't have tv ads for sex toys where straight and gay couples are talking about what it does. We do.

Our advertisements for places that sell toys go like this, "We have lingerie, oils, games and so much more..."

They're not even allowed to mention them on TV.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
(February 13, 2017 at 6:03 pm)Aegon Wrote:
(February 13, 2017 at 1:16 am)pool the great Wrote: i'm done






Oh my fucking god ; _ ;
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