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The most heart warming advertisement ever
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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 9, 2017 at 6:54 am
Yep, agree. The harder they pull, the more desperate they are... I'm cynical like that.
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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 13, 2017 at 1:16 am (This post was last modified: February 13, 2017 at 1:21 am by ErGingerbreadMandude.)
i'm done


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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 13, 2017 at 1:03 pm (This post was last modified: February 13, 2017 at 1:04 pm by Exian.)
Fuck me, that Metlife commercial.
Yeah and no way in hell I'm watching the dog ones.
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#14
RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 13, 2017 at 5:06 pm
(February 9, 2017 at 1:27 am)pool the great Wrote:



Dogs <3

so, buy magic balls on a stick and give them to dogs if you want free parking and the girl of your dreams...
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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 13, 2017 at 5:53 pm
(February 9, 2017 at 1:35 am)Faith No More Wrote: As an American, though, the striking thing about that was the explicit canine dong.  They only use females in commercials here, because god forbid we show a dog dick on TV.

Then I guess you don't have tv ads for sex toys where straight and gay couples are talking about what it does. We do.
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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 13, 2017 at 6:03 pm
(February 13, 2017 at 1:16 am)pool the great Wrote: i'm done





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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 13, 2017 at 7:24 pm
(February 13, 2017 at 5:53 pm)abaris Wrote: Then I guess you don't have tv ads for sex toys where straight and gay couples are talking about what it does. We do.

Our advertisements for places that sell toys go like this, "We have lingerie, oils, games and so much more..."

They're not even allowed to mention them on TV.
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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 13, 2017 at 10:39 pm
(February 13, 2017 at 6:03 pm)Aegon Wrote:
(February 13, 2017 at 1:16 am)pool the great Wrote: i'm done






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