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There Is Something To This Idea

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There Is Something To This Idea
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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 14, 2017 at 1:16 am
Bacon? bah humbug

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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 14, 2017 at 1:33 am
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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 14, 2017 at 9:43 am
(February 13, 2017 at 10:13 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(February 13, 2017 at 7:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: 10610580_1391235321179332_3414901596573312573_n.jpg]


And some of us without any use for gods nonetheless worship the bacon.

Hindus venerate cattle; I eat beef.

You worship bacon; pigs run for cover when I drive by a ranch.

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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 14, 2017 at 9:47 am
(February 14, 2017 at 9:43 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(February 13, 2017 at 10:13 pm)Whateverist Wrote: And some of us without any use for gods nonetheless worship the bacon.

Hindus venerate cattle; I eat beef.

You worship bacon; pigs run for cover when I drive by a ranch.


Didn't know about the pigs but the sheep all seem to have your number.


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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 14, 2017 at 10:38 am
(February 14, 2017 at 9:47 am)Whateverist Wrote: Didn't know about the pigs but the sheep all seem to have your number.



Helps to write it on the side of the barn, how else they gonna learn it?

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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 14, 2017 at 11:42 am
Just tell me you're laying off the lambs now.
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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 14, 2017 at 2:03 pm
(February 13, 2017 at 11:40 pm)ignoramus Wrote: You can throw in those stupid mongrel beefeaters while you're at it...
As far as pompous symbolism goes, England's also got it in spades!

You do know that those stupid mongrel beefeaters are professional soldiers with years of distinguished military service under their belts? They're not random old farts who cosplay at weekends.
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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 14, 2017 at 4:40 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2017 at 4:42 pm by ignoramus.)
Didn't know that Stim...

Why subject brave soldiers to the indignity of those fucking hairy big hats?
(It's OK to defend mother's symbolism)

Personally, we like to eat ours...
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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 14, 2017 at 7:54 pm
The ones with the bearskin hats are Grenadier Guards, the second most senior regiment in the British army below the Queen's Life Guards (the ones that look like they're from Minas Tirith) and they are on active duty, both at home and abroad. Yep, those hats are made from bearskin. As in skin from a bear. These soldiers wear a whole bear's outside on their heads. Add to that the live rifles they carry whilst on guard duty and a totally professional dedication to that duty.
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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 14, 2017 at 8:19 pm
I trust they don't do the funny walk like those Greeks with the pom poms on their slippers!
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