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How long will Christians wait for Jesus?

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How long will Christians wait for Jesus?
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How long will Christians wait for Jesus?
February 17, 2017 at 9:40 am
One really wonders how long this can go on. Will there come a day when Christianity revises this claim, or will it simply let it go? Will they be eagerly awaiting him in the year 3000? If so, what about five thousand years from now? Ten thousand years?
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RE: How long will Christians wait for Jesus?
February 17, 2017 at 9:50 am
Ignoring that teaching, just like the one on divorce and being more pious Jews than the Jewish leaders 2000 years ago.

Please don't confuse Christians with bible trivia, especially when it's crap from Jesus that they are already sure is wrong.
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RE: How long will Christians wait for Jesus?
February 17, 2017 at 9:51 am
Until hell freezes over.

Who didn't see that coming?
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RE: How long will Christians wait for Jesus?
February 17, 2017 at 10:18 am
June 12, 1757. Already happened.
<insert profound quote here>
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RE: How long will Christians wait for Jesus?
February 17, 2017 at 10:29 am
(February 17, 2017 at 10:18 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: June 12, 1757. Already happened.

I was under the impression that you were drifting toward Catholicism. Firmly back in the Swedenborgian camp, huh?
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RE: How long will Christians wait for Jesus?
February 17, 2017 at 10:39 am
Forever and ever, amen.
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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RE: How long will Christians wait for Jesus?
February 17, 2017 at 12:39 pm
The answer can be found here
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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RE: How long will Christians wait for Jesus?
February 17, 2017 at 1:01 pm
(February 17, 2017 at 10:18 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: June 12, 1757. Already happened.

Well it cant have been a big deal.
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RE: How long will Christians wait for Jesus?
February 17, 2017 at 1:11 pm
As every generation of shitheads dies off the next generation is even more positive that pappy jesus is showing up anytime now.  They'll never let it go.

Reminds me of....

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RE: How long will Christians wait for Jesus?
February 17, 2017 at 1:15 pm
(February 17, 2017 at 9:40 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: One really wonders how long this can go on. Will there come a day when Christianity revises this claim, or will it simply let it go? Will they be eagerly awaiting him in the year 3000? If so, what about five thousand years from now? Ten thousand years?

I'm waiting as long as it takes.
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