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Russian UN Ambassador Drops Dead
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Russian UN Ambassador Drops Dead
February 20, 2017 at 8:22 pm
The WLB inconsolable.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/20/world...ss&emc=rss


Quote:Vitaly I. Churkin, the Russian ambassador to the United Nations, died on Monday while at work in Manhattan, shocking the diplomatic community. He would have been 65 on Tuesday.

The Russian government said he died “suddenly” but did not specify a cause.

Natural causes perhaps?  His heart stopped beating when Putin's thugs pumped bullets into it!  How natural.
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RE: Russian UN Ambassador Drops Dead
February 20, 2017 at 8:54 pm (This post was last modified: February 20, 2017 at 8:59 pm by Amarok.)
(February 20, 2017 at 8:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The WLB inconsolable.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/20/world...ss&emc=rss


Quote:Vitaly I. Churkin, the Russian ambassador to the United Nations, died on Monday while at work in Manhattan, shocking the diplomatic community. He would have been 65 on Tuesday.

The Russian government said he died “suddenly” but did not specify a cause.

Natural causes perhaps?  His heart stopped beating when Putin's thugs pumped bullets into it!  How natural.

Remember when the Russians use to kill umbrellas ?

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RE: Russian UN Ambassador Drops Dead
February 20, 2017 at 9:11 pm
Putin had him offed.

I suppose polonium poisoning would have been too obvious.
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RE: Russian UN Ambassador Drops Dead
February 20, 2017 at 9:21 pm
Maybe he is related to Kim jung Un.
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RE: Russian UN Ambassador Drops Dead
February 20, 2017 at 9:27 pm
Putin: "I don't know what to get you for your 65th birthday!"

Churkin: "Surprise me!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Russian UN Ambassador Drops Dead
February 20, 2017 at 9:41 pm
(February 20, 2017 at 9:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Putin: "I don't know what to get you for your 65th birthday!"

Churkin: "Surprise me!"

ROFLOL
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RE: Russian UN Ambassador Drops Dead
February 20, 2017 at 11:51 pm
(February 20, 2017 at 8:54 pm)Orochi Wrote:
(February 20, 2017 at 8:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The WLB inconsolable.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/20/world...ss&emc=rss



Natural causes perhaps?  His heart stopped beating when Putin's thugs pumped bullets into it!  How natural.

Remember when the Russians use to kill  with umbrellas ?

[Image: umbrella_gun_diagram.jpg]
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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