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RE: Why doesn't religion ever get a product recall?
February 22, 2017 at 5:50 am
Am I the only one thinking of dead parrots right now?
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RE: Why doesn't religion ever get a product recall?
February 22, 2017 at 8:26 am
I thought that is what happened with jesus. (jesuses? jesi?/wasn't there more than one son of god?) Unfortunately some morons twisted the events into what they believed was a good thing.
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RE: Why doesn't religion ever get a product recall?
February 22, 2017 at 10:53 am
(February 21, 2017 at 7:11 pm)ignoramus Wrote: It's bullshit, isn't it.
The slightest chance that a seatbelt bolt might come loose warrants a legally mandated recall costing car manufacturers millions of dollars... Hell, even perfectly good food products with the wrong amount of fat or sugar printed on the packaging get recalled off the shelf.
Where are the lemon laws for religion's products! Why does it get immunity from all aspects of consumer law?
Where do I go if I pray for the pony but don't get the one I requested in a timely fashion?
I think it's time to bring the liquidators in me thinks.. 
It's not fair that religious consumers should be getting screwed all the time by big business!
Have you heard of Christians complaining about the church, do they see anything wrong with it. It's cost free it's not for sale.
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RE: Why doesn't religion ever get a product recall?
February 22, 2017 at 11:20 am
In the religion biz, the method for fixing things isn't a recall, it is another tool called schism.
Christianity is rather prone to it, might have something to do with the terribly ambiguous scriptures that allows, so far, 70,000 interpretations.
While it is obvious The Congregation of Jehovah's Presbytery of Zion is the One True Faith, for some reason 69,999 other denominations beg to differ.
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RE: Why doesn't religion ever get a product recall?
February 22, 2017 at 2:43 pm
(February 22, 2017 at 11:20 am)vorlon13 Wrote: In the religion biz, the method for fixing things isn't a recall, it is another tool called schism.
Christianity is rather prone to it, might have something to do with the terribly ambiguous scriptures that allows, so far, 70,000 interpretations.
While it is obvious The Congregation of Jehovah's Presbytery of Zion is the One True Faith, for some reason 69,999 other denominations beg to differ.
The Congregation of Yahweh's Presbytery of Zion, you fucking heretic. Die,die, die with festering boils.
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RE: Why doesn't religion ever get a product recall?
February 22, 2017 at 3:41 pm
So long as it isn't the Popular Congregation of Jehovah's Presbytery of Zion... SPLITTERS!
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