Beautiful 99 Names Of Allah With Translation And Quranic Usage

[frankiej]

*insert Jay-Z 99 problems joke here*

[Homeless Nutter]

We can be like, the "you see" twins. How awesome is that?
Here it goes:

"
me: Hi Homless Nutter ! how are you?
you: you see ! hi !

me: you see!
you: did you see?

me: you see!!!
you: you see!!!

me: damn..it's like..you see?
you: yes yes! you see?
".

It's so cool ! the you see twins are in da house (da; not the).

Uhm... Is this muslim humor, or are you having a nervous breakdown?...  

Believers in religion are not simple.

But they are. You just can't - or don't want to - see it, because you're one of them.

One great mind is Newton's;

Newton lived centuries ago and believed in all manners of nutty things, like alchemy. A grade-school child now has better information about the nature of the Universe, than Newton did. And let's not forget, that back then in Europe - just as it is now in most islamic countries - you HAD to profess a belief in god, or you might end up dead. Difficult to say who really believes the bullsh*t, if you're going to torture and murder them if they don't, don't you think?

take Einstein who believed in a higher deity too.

Did he, now? Even if he did, it was a deity in the most abstract sense - nothing like the fairy-tales and superstitions religious people believe.

So many great minds can't handle the thought of a void reality, and that's because there are too many odds to take; too many not to ignore.

"So many"?    And yet you were only able to name 2, and fairly questionable ones at that. Could it be it's because you are a simpleton? Did you not pay attention in school? I mean - the real school, not the one where they taught you bending over and reciting iron-age barbarian poetry...

Once you reach the cosmic web, it's just harder and harder to let go of the idea of a God.

There's no such thing as a "cosmic web". Dumb people often make up pleasantly sounding nonsense, so that they can parade it around, proud that they now also have some "arcane knowledge", that smart people can't comprehend. Science is hard, learning facts is hard - mystical bullsh*t is much easier and nobody can call you out on it because none of it has any meaning, so it can't be tested. It's just mental masturbation, that makes you feel smart and maybe can get some dumb chick to suck your d*ck, but it's not knowledge.

Many Humans though ruined that, by turning religion into a spell that makes them feel better about themselves after a crime, but humans do that with almost anything.

LOL... Religion was a scam from the beginning. Nobody "ruined" it - cynical frauds and nutjobs, like Muhammad simply used it and continue to use it to gain power over simple, ignorant, fearful people. That's what religion is for. You can save you pathetic apologetics for some dumb believers.  

Some are so simple minded that they unite behind skin color. Others are even more simple; they unite behind trivial reasons such as a mere name that a piece of land has.

Or whose imaginary friend is the one and only imaginary friend. Or whose imaginary friend promised whose ancestors what piece of real estate. Or which is the correct way to suck an imaginary friend's c*ck...

People don't need "religion" to kill.
They also don't need prophets to wage war.

People don't need cancer to die. We should still try to cure cancer...

[WinterHold]

Homeless Nutter

Uhm... Is this muslim humor, or are you having a nervous breakdown?...   

It's a "human" humor. You might see the world as "us and them", but I don't really see it like that. Actually we are all humans over this piece of earth, and we suffer from very short ages that end in our death. 
So..yeah..human humor.

But they are. You just can't - or don't want to - see it, because you're one of them. 

You personally believe that; I don't. Achievements speak better than words; 
Muslims invented the Lute.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_in...amic_world

Newton lived centuries ago and believed in all manners of nutty things, like alchemy. A grade-school child now has better information about the nature of the Universe, than Newton did. And let's not forget, that back then in Europe - just as it is now in most islamic countries - you HAD to profess a belief in god, or you might end up dead. Difficult to say who really believes the bullsh*t, if you're going to torture and murder them if they don't, don't you think?

If he believed to silence the masses, he wouldn't need to make this argument from design:

Newton simultaneously made an argument from design and for the necessity of intervention:

For while comets move in very eccentric orbs in all manner of positions, blind fate could never make all the planets move one and the same way in orbs concentric, some inconsiderable irregularities excepted which may have arisen from the mutual actions of comets and planets on one another, and which will be apt to increase, till this system wants a reformation.[27]

I don't buy your reference to him being "an undercover atheist". 

Did he, now? Even if he did, it was a deity in the most abstract sense - nothing like the fairy-tales and superstitions religious people believe. 

But he wouldn't say "there's nothing".
There is something.

"So many"?    And yet you were only able to name 2, and fairly questionable ones at that. Could it be it's because you are a simpleton? Did you not pay attention in school? I mean - the real school, not the one where they taught you bending over and reciting iron-age barbarian poetry... 

I was actually lazy and thought that these two were enough. But I did a google search:
https://www.famousscientists.org/25-famo...ed-in-god/
I didn't go to a real school. Saudi Arabia has locked boy/girl only schools that they call schools, so I went there. 
You have math, science, Hadith, Quran, Fiqqh, and I can''t quite remember the rest.
Oh and Geography.
Don't think it was that great! Everything sucked!
Your friend here (lol me) spent his time waiting to get home, to sit on the internet. No, I'm not fat. 
God taught me.
I'm not stupid. Sunnies and Shittes are, and I hate their guts, just like they made my childhood a living hell.

There's no such thing as a "cosmic web". Dumb people often make up pleasantly sounding nonsense, so that they can parade it around, proud that they now also have some "arcane knowledge", that smart people can't comprehend. Science is hard, learning facts is hard - mystical bullsh*t is much easier and nobody can call you out on it because none of it has any meaning, so it can't be tested. It's just mental masturbation, that makes you feel smart and maybe can get some dumb chick to suck your d*ck, but it's not knowledge.

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-25809967

LOL... Religion was a scam from the beginning. Nobody "ruined" it - cynical frauds and nutjobs, like Muhammad simply used it and continue to use it to gain power over simple, ignorant, fearful people. That's what religion is for. You can save you pathetic apologetics for some dumb believers.   

When the religion says "don't kill the innocent", but a guy comes and erase this line, replace it with "Alalala boom! kill". Then the religion was ruined.
The original version is so so different than what you see today.

Or whose imaginary friend is the one and only imaginary friend. Or whose imaginary friend promised whose ancestors what piece of real estate. Or which is the correct way to suck an imaginary friend's c*ck...

It's simple: nothing gives a man the right to kill another, but if the other already killed or was going to kill.
Want the verse from the Quran?
So it solves the war on terror propaganda, the Sunni/Shiite civil war and also the gang wars allover the world.

People don't need cancer to die. We should still try to cure cancer...

We die either way.