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Moses peace be upon him, very short tale.
#11
RE: Moses peace be upon him, very short tale.
I don't think I've ever watched Singin' in the Rain all the way through, but as soon as someone starts talking about Moses that song is all I can hear.
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#12
RE: Moses peace be upon him, very short tale.
Helluva dance routine, innit?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#13
RE: Moses peace be upon him, very short tale.
Moses' story is pretty common knowledge. I feel sorry for the guy, getting locked out of the promise land just because he whacked a rock instead of just talking to it. When your god is that petty, there's little point in worshiping him.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#14
RE: Moses peace be upon him, very short tale.
Quote:He saw two men fighting, one from Moses's people and the other was from the enemy. Using his stick, Moses stabbed the man and killed him.

Moses sure knew how to whittle a sharp stick, if you know what I mean...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#15
RE: Moses peace be upon him, very short tale.
Hang on... Irrigating a sheep???
Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
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Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.
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#16
RE: Moses peace be upon him, very short tale.
(March 8, 2017 at 7:39 pm)Mr Greene Wrote: Hang on... Irrigating a sheep???

A high colonic was a necessary absolution before throwing the beast onto the sacrificial pyre. God enjoys the savory smell of roasting flesh , not shit.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#17
RE: Moses peace be upon him, very short tale.
(March 8, 2017 at 7:39 pm)Mr Greene Wrote: Hang on... Irrigating a sheep???

Never heard it called that before.
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#18
RE: Moses peace be upon him, very short tale.
(March 8, 2017 at 8:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(March 8, 2017 at 7:39 pm)Mr Greene Wrote: Hang on... Irrigating a sheep???

Never heard it called that before.

The original translation may have been garbled. It was probably meant to read 'irritating a sheep'.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#19
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Seems reasonable.
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