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Absolute proof there is no god.

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Absolute proof there is no god.
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RE: Absolute proof there is no god.
March 11, 2017 at 2:24 pm (This post was last modified: March 11, 2017 at 2:41 pm by brewer.)
(March 11, 2017 at 2:14 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 11, 2017 at 1:47 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Why do you need a god to get one? And if there was a god it might say no, you don't get one. I'll leave it's possible reasons up to you.

An actual god would axiomatically love me.

Then you get a LeCar.

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I get a Yugo.

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RE: Absolute proof there is no god.
March 11, 2017 at 4:58 pm (This post was last modified: March 11, 2017 at 5:02 pm by vorlon13.)
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RE: Absolute proof there is no god.
March 11, 2017 at 5:24 pm
(March 11, 2017 at 2:24 pm)h.brewer Wrote:
(March 11, 2017 at 2:14 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:

An actual god would axiomatically love me.

Then you get a LeCar.

[Image: 207a21bab5e5ca7f15d4dddd038d05fe.jpg]

I get a Yugo.

[Image: Red_Yugo_GV_in_Junction_Triangle,_Toronto,_Canada_2.jpg]

I've had several FIAT 500 and 600 cars in my time.
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RE: Absolute proof there is no god.
March 11, 2017 at 5:53 pm
Was there room inside for the fright wig, nose and make up? hehehehe
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RE: Absolute proof there is no god.
March 11, 2017 at 7:03 pm
(March 11, 2017 at 5:53 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Was there room inside for the fright wig, nose and make up? hehehehe

We once gutted a VW bug and put it over a 500. It didn't touch anywhere.  Big Grin
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RE: Absolute proof there is no god.
March 11, 2017 at 7:51 pm (This post was last modified: March 11, 2017 at 7:52 pm by ignoramus.)
Sure it's unusual to see a mustang wagon, but that example is so well done that you could be forgiven if you thought it was a factory car. One of the rare instances indeed. Most other structurally modded cars are monstrosities....
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RE: Absolute proof there is no god.
March 11, 2017 at 8:42 pm
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RE: Absolute proof there is no god.
March 11, 2017 at 9:39 pm
(March 11, 2017 at 8:42 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: 12231640605_4d08f4edfc_b.jpg]
Can I ask where the most probable entry point to the cockpit would be on that thing?
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RE: Absolute proof there is no god.
March 11, 2017 at 9:42 pm
(March 11, 2017 at 9:39 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Can I ask where the most probable entry point to the cockpit would be on that thing?

You have to photoshop yourself into the driver seat. Duh.
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RE: Absolute proof there is no god.
March 11, 2017 at 9:53 pm
(March 11, 2017 at 9:42 pm)Jesster Wrote:
(March 11, 2017 at 9:39 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Can I ask where the most probable entry point to the cockpit would be on that thing?

You have to photoshop yourself into the driver seat. Duh.

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