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Here Comes The War on Easter!
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RE: Here Comes The War on Easter!
(April 4, 2017 at 2:31 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: What the fuck do eggs of any stripe have to do with Christianity?

One difficulty with  theories as to the viability of the Jesus fetus is in the complications involved with His possible haploid genetics.

Perhaps a stage in His gestation as a haploid involved a prolonged egg phase as the DNA resorted itself ??
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#12
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter!
Eggs laid by hens, covered in chocolate and delivered by a bunny equals Christianity!

Why can't any of you evil Satanic atheists see that connection??

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#13
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is this another allegory thing ?

Do we need a lengthy Drich post explaining it ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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I'm sitting here eating my Cadburry fruit and nut chocolate bar and thinking, this is utterly silly. Its honestly my fav candy bar, but of course someone has to manufacture a war on some other Christian holiday.

Eggs are the pegan part of Easter anyway. Why are they even getting in a fuss about it?
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(April 4, 2017 at 6:14 pm)Aroura Wrote: I'm sitting here eating my Cadburry fruit and nut chocolate bar and thinking, this is utterly silly. Its honestly my fav candy bar, but of course someone has to manufacture a war on some other Christian holiday.

Eggs are the pegan part of Easter anyway. Why are they even getting in a fuss about it?

I thought it was the bunnies fucking.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#16
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Well, most of Christmas is pagan, too.

But watch the Christians run to defend it when you mention that!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I suppose I'm a hide-bound traditionalist, as I still celebrate Easter the same way I did when I was a kid: Bury a fish and try to get out of going to church.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Fuck that moron.
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