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Here Comes The War on Easter!
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 (April 4, 2017 at 2:31 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: What the fuck do eggs of any stripe have to do with Christianity? One difficulty with theories as to the viability of the Jesus fetus is in the complications involved with His possible haploid genetics. Perhaps a stage in His gestation as a haploid involved a prolonged egg phase as the DNA resorted itself ?? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Eggs laid by hens, covered in chocolate and delivered by a bunny equals Christianity!
Why can't any of you evil Satanic atheists see that connection??
Dying to live, living to die.
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter!
April 4, 2017 at 6:12 pm
(This post was last modified: April 4, 2017 at 6:17 pm by vorlon13.)
is this another allegory thing ?
Do we need a lengthy Drich post explaining it ? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
I'm sitting here eating my Cadburry fruit and nut chocolate bar and thinking, this is utterly silly. Its honestly my fav candy bar, but of course someone has to manufacture a war on some other Christian holiday.
Eggs are the pegan part of Easter anyway. Why are they even getting in a fuss about it?
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead  (April 4, 2017 at 6:14 pm)Aroura Wrote: I'm sitting here eating my Cadburry fruit and nut chocolate bar and thinking, this is utterly silly. Its honestly my fav candy bar, but of course someone has to manufacture a war on some other Christian holiday. I thought it was the bunnies fucking.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Well, most of Christmas is pagan, too.
But watch the Christians run to defend it when you mention that!
Dying to live, living to die.
I suppose I'm a hide-bound traditionalist, as I still celebrate Easter the same way I did when I was a kid: Bury a fish and try to get out of going to church.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/germa...ity=EOSTRE
Quote:A Germanic goddess, EOSTRE was very popular with the Anglo-Saxon pagan brigade who worshipped her under the name — and kicked off the whole Easter business without a JESUS in sight. (April 4, 2017 at 7:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/germa...ity=EOSTRE Don't tell Kirk Cameron that. You know that all paganistic elements in Christianity were Christian first but stolen by the pagans!
Dying to live, living to die.
Fuck that moron.
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