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Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."

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Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."
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Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."
April 7, 2017 at 3:43 pm
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April 7, 2017 at 4:04 pm
"Touching breasts" is pretty tame stuff.

Did he finger her snatch ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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April 9, 2017 at 8:16 pm
Wow, the honorable, yet surprisingly horny governor of Alabama was even on ABC News tonight !!
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April 9, 2017 at 8:26 pm

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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April 9, 2017 at 9:27 pm
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April 9, 2017 at 10:56 pm
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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April 10, 2017 at 4:02 am
Innit funny how these types never seem to listen to Jesus until after they get caught?

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RE: Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."
April 10, 2017 at 7:32 am
They learned from the catlicks that they can get forgiveness as long as they do a bunch of hail Marys and our fathers.

Guess it didn't work this time.
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April 10, 2017 at 11:38 am
(April 10, 2017 at 4:02 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Innit funny how these types never seem to listen to Jesus until after they get caught?

Boru

Doesn't matter what they do anymore, they have their Jesus Get Out of Jail Card, everything is absolved.

Praise Jesus !!
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April 10, 2017 at 4:03 pm
well . . .

despite Jesus dying for his sins, he just RESIGNED !!!
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