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Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."
April 7, 2017 at 3:43 pm
Even if it is fucking Alabama there has to be some limit on how stupid people are. Doesn't there?
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/alabama-...is-affair/
Quote:Alabama ‘family values’ governor begs lawmakers not to release more lurid details of his affair
Quote:Republican Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley on Friday held a news conference in which he refused calls to resign from his office, even though his administration has been rocked by constant scandals related to his lying about an affair he had with a longtime aide.
Quote:Bentley then explained that the citizens of Alabama should not worry about his past mistakes because he got help in fixing them from a higher power.
“For the past several years, I have struggled,” he admitted. “Last year, I got to a point where I recognized that I could not carry these burdens alone. It got to the point where I knew I could not do this by myself. That day. last May, I asked God to take these struggles and to help me carry these burdens… and I completely gave him all of me.”
Fucking jesus is always there for these degenerate family values scumbags. Jesus is a real sap of a "god."
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RE: Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."
April 7, 2017 at 4:04 pm
"Touching breasts" is pretty tame stuff.
Did he finger her snatch ??
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RE: Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."
April 9, 2017 at 8:16 pm
Wow, the honorable, yet surprisingly horny governor of Alabama was even on ABC News tonight !!
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RE: Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."
April 9, 2017 at 8:26 pm
(April 7, 2017 at 3:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Even if it is fucking Alabama there has to be some limit on how stupid people are. Doesn't there?
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/alabama-...is-affair/
Quote:Alabama ‘family values’ governor begs lawmakers not to release more lurid details of his affair
Quote:Republican Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley on Friday held a news conference in which he refused calls to resign from his office, even though his administration has been rocked by constant scandals related to his lying about an affair he had with a longtime aide.
Quote:Bentley then explained that the citizens of Alabama should not worry about his past mistakes because he got help in fixing them from a higher power.
“For the past several years, I have struggled,” he admitted. “Last year, I got to a point where I recognized that I could not carry these burdens alone. It got to the point where I knew I could not do this by myself. That day. last May, I asked God to take these struggles and to help me carry these burdens… and I completely gave him all of me.”
Fucking jesus is always there for these degenerate family values scumbags. Jesus is a real sap of a "god."
And god told him, "Stop with the blondes, you're better off sticking it in brunettes..."
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RE: Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."
April 9, 2017 at 9:27 pm
And the Alabama Supreme Court stuck their dicks up his ass, too. Far more effective than anything that fucking 'god' could do.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/alabama-...o-proceed/
Quote:Alabama Supreme Court allows impeachment of governor to proceed
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RE: Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."
April 9, 2017 at 10:56 pm
Um . .
Why doesn't the guv utter his magic incantation and put everything back to right ??
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RE: Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."
April 10, 2017 at 4:02 am
Innit funny how these types never seem to listen to Jesus until after they get caught?
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RE: Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."
April 10, 2017 at 7:32 am
They learned from the catlicks that they can get forgiveness as long as they do a bunch of hail Marys and our fathers.
Guess it didn't work this time.
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RE: Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."
April 10, 2017 at 11:38 am
(April 10, 2017 at 4:02 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Innit funny how these types never seem to listen to Jesus until after they get caught?
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Doesn't matter what they do anymore, they have their Jesus Get Out of Jail Card, everything is absolved.
Praise Jesus !!
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RE: Aw... And I Bet Pappy Jesus Said "Sho' nuff, Bubba."
April 10, 2017 at 4:03 pm
well . . .
despite Jesus dying for his sins, he just RESIGNED !!!
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