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How to start a new sect/new religion for dummies.
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How to start a new sect/new religion for dummies.
1. Bitch about how the status quo sucks.
2. Bitch about unfairness and inequity.
3. Pass yourself off as the solution, good for claiming to be a prophet, or to start a new sect.
4. Offer the sales pitch of impossible utopias that don't exist in reality.

If that doesn't work.

1. Bitch about how the status quo sucks
2. Bitch about unfairness and inequality.
3. Look at surrounding and past religions, change the details and names, but keep[ the motifs you like.
4. Demonize the parts of the surrounding you don't like, pass your ideas off as original.
5. Incorporate ideas of justice, and create an underdog character who wins in the end.
6. Offer the sales pitch of impossible utopias that don't exist in reality. 

Joseph Smith was a con and he started a successful splinter sect of Christianity. The Rasta Religion is still based on African Jewish/Christian motifs. L. Ron Hubbard a SI FI writer, also managed to pull shit out of his ass and convince people he was right.
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#2
RE: How to start a new sect/new religion for dummies.
To add the cherry on the cake, make sure you delay the apparition of your deity for as long as possible.
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#3
RE: How to start a new sect/new religion for dummies.
All religion is already for dummies.
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RE: How to start a new sect/new religion for dummies.
(April 7, 2017 at 4:38 pm)Brian37 Wrote: 1. Bitch about how the status quo sucks.
2. Bitch about unfairness and inequity.
3. Pass yourself off as the solution, good for claiming to be a prophet, or to start a new sect.
4. Offer the sales pitch of impossible utopias that don't exist in reality.

If that doesn't work.

1. Bitch about how the status quo sucks
2. Bitch about unfairness and inequality.
3. Look at surrounding and past religions, change the details and names, but keep[ the motifs you like.
4. Demonize the parts of the surrounding you don't like, pass your ideas off as original.
5. Incorporate ideas of justice, and create an underdog character who wins in the end.
6. Offer the sales pitch of impossible utopias that don't exist in reality. 

Joseph Smith was a con and he started a successful splinter sect of Christianity. The Rasta Religion is still based on African Jewish/Christian motifs. L. Ron Hubbard a SI FI writer, also managed to pull shit out of his ass and convince people he was right.

But Brian that's" postmodernism " we need to turn to the magic book that caused the schism in the first place to solve the schism

Oh and it's also not talking into account 20 dead guys from the second century who also could not agree what the magic book means .And any modern person who does the opining is "biased "
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#5
RE: How to start a new sect/new religion for dummies.
Embolden members to embrace plural marriages, or offer ritual/group sex. That sort of stuff seems to get folk's motors running.
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RE: How to start a new sect/new religion for dummies.
Do you believe humans are capable of distinguishing between clear proof and claims without proof?
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#7
RE: How to start a new sect/new religion for dummies.
Some of us.

Obviously, not you.
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#8
RE: How to start a new sect/new religion for dummies.
^there is no pointing in telling everyone there are false religions. Everyone understands that even as children.

If there is another point to be made that isn't obvious, then make it. This does nothing to help the case of Atheists.
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RE: How to start a new sect/new religion for dummies.
-and it's obvious...to children.... that your religion is false.

Probably not a huge fan of the wisdom of toddlers in that case, I'm guessing.
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RE: How to start a new sect/new religion for dummies.
The New Age stuff does a fairly good job at attracting followers. New Age are things like Mega Churches or Scientology.

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