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By the sun and its morning. ( 2 ) And [by] the moon when it follows it
#41
RE: By the sun and its morning. ( 2 ) And [by] the moon when it follows it
Quote:If God chose you to be a prophet, who am I to object?
But you lack convincing signs like the Quran, or giving birth to Jesus, you don't have a cane that turns into a snake and your hand doesn't turn white.

The Sura is quite strange for its time. Quite modern? Why would a bedwin Sheppard care about such things?
He didn't abuse kids. Rather defined a new age for them, took them out of the dark ages they used to roam.

Why would I aim at being something as lowly as a prophet?

Aim high with your goals, man.

Anyway, the signs for a prophet as you seem to put them are silly.

1. The Koran isn't a convincing sign. It's a badly written book.
2. Why would I want to give birth to a Mexican?
3. No, I don't have a cane that turns into a snake, but I DO have a Jedi fighter that transforms into a robot. And that Jedi fighter is real. I have physical proof.
4. Of course my hand doesn't turn white. I'm already white. But, given the right conditions, my whole body turns brown.

So, I'll stick with being a deity.

As for the rest. Claims aren't proof.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#42
RE: By the sun and its morning. ( 2 ) And [by] the moon when it follows it
(April 11, 2017 at 7:05 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: you don't have a cane that turns into a snake

I do.

(April 11, 2017 at 7:05 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: and your hand doesn't turn white.

You'd be surprised.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#43
RE: By the sun and its morning. ( 2 ) And [by] the moon when it follows it
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#44
RE: By the sun and its morning. ( 2 ) And [by] the moon when it follows it
(April 11, 2017 at 7:38 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: Cyberman


Quote:I do

Hi, David Copperfield

Somehow I think the point got lost somewhere in translation...

Maybe it's better that way.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#45
RE: By the sun and its morning. ( 2 ) And [by] the moon when it follows it
Oh and please learn to quote properly. It's really not that hard - as Mae West said to the bishop.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#46
RE: By the sun and its morning. ( 2 ) And [by] the moon when it follows it
(April 11, 2017 at 7:42 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Oh and please learn to quote properly. It's really not that hard - as Mae West said to the bishop.

My bad:

AtlasS33 Wrote: Wrote:you don't have a cane that turns into a snake

Quote:Cyberman wrote:


I do.

Hiya; Harry Houdini

Mea West is an actress; so Said the actress to the bishop.
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