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I love how funny language can sound.
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I love how funny language can sound.
I was just watching the morning weather and the lady said, because we had lots of rain last night, said "Standing water"

Yea yea yea, I know, but still, I don't know about anyone else, but I have never seen "standing water". I think if you see "standing water", you need to stop smoking, injecting whatever, and or get your meds adjusted.  Big Grin
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RE: I love how funny language can sound.
(April 25, 2017 at 6:19 am)Brian37 Wrote: I was just watching the morning weather and the lady said, because we had lots of rain last night, said "Standing water"

Yea yea yea, I know, but still, I don't know about anyone else, but I have never seen "standing water". I think if you see "standing water", you need to stop smoking, injecting whatever, and or get your meds adjusted.  Big Grin

Insurance companies sometimes differentiate between "standing water" and "running water". Basically, a flood or accumulation of rain will be deemed "standing water" and a broken main or pipe will be deemed "running water".
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RE: I love how funny language can sound.
(April 25, 2017 at 6:36 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 25, 2017 at 6:19 am)Brian37 Wrote: I was just watching the morning weather and the lady said, because we had lots of rain last night, said "Standing water"

Yea yea yea, I know, but still, I don't know about anyone else, but I have never seen "standing water". I think if you see "standing water", you need to stop smoking, injecting whatever, and or get your meds adjusted.  Big Grin

Insurance companies sometimes differentiate between "standing water" and "running water". Basically, a flood or accumulation of rain will be deemed "standing water" and a broken main or pipe will be deemed "running water".

It's the humor section silly. Water doesn't have legs so it cannot stand or run.  Big Grin

If you see "running water" you might have the same issues.  Big Grin

Lots of people use metaphor I like semi 4. Not exactly 4 but similar to 4.
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RE: I love how funny language can sound.
The other day it was raining sideways here.
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You can't fly to crazy, you have to be driven there . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: I love how funny language can sound.
(April 25, 2017 at 10:32 am)vorlon13 Wrote: You can't fly to crazy, you have to be driven there . . . .

Lucky for humanity I like shiny objects, and ABBA. 



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RE: I love how funny language can sound.
Personification is pretty funny if you stop and think about it I agree.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
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RE: I love how funny language can sound.
(April 25, 2017 at 6:43 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 25, 2017 at 6:36 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Insurance companies sometimes differentiate between "standing water" and "running water". Basically, a flood or accumulation of rain will be deemed "standing water" and a broken main or pipe will be deemed "running water".

It's the humor section silly. Water doesn't have legs so it cannot stand or run.  Big Grin

If you see "running water" you might have the same issues.  Big Grin

Lots of people use metaphor I like semi 4. Not exactly 4 but similar to 4.
Ardent contrarians don't worry about such things as subforums.
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RE: I love how funny language can sound.
(April 25, 2017 at 1:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 25, 2017 at 6:43 am)Brian37 Wrote: It's the humor section silly. Water doesn't have legs so it cannot stand or run.  Big Grin

If you see "running water" you might have the same issues.  Big Grin

Lots of people use metaphor I like semi 4. Not exactly 4 but similar to 4.
Ardent contrarians don't worry about such things as subforums.

Ok Christopher Hitchens, can you dumb that down for me, I didn't get it.  Big Grin
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RE: I love how funny language can sound.
Pretty much saying that certain people don't pay attention to subforms lol
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
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