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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 2:03 am
"Is that old fuck finally dead?"
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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 2:17 am
(May 10, 2017 at 2:03 am)Minimalist Wrote: "Is that old fuck finally dead?"

"AF will be empty without him. Literally."
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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 5:39 am (This post was last modified: May 10, 2017 at 5:39 am by Alex K.)
... also, he had an interesing sense of humor. Case in point, his will tells us that the ceremony is to consist of listening to Sepultura's classic album Arise in its entirety and then have a whiskey and cake party. Here we go...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 6:10 am
What I'd like to be said: 'He wasn't as bad as you think, the opinions of the police and several ex-girlfriends not withstanding.'

What will probably be said: 'He's with Jesus now.'

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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 6:14 am
"Quit staring! It's only the residual postmortem effects of Viagra 3.0.'
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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 6:28 am
(May 10, 2017 at 6:14 am)chimp3 Wrote: "Quit staring! It's only the residual postmortem effects of Viagra 3.0.'

Open casket, then?

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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 7:46 am (This post was last modified: May 10, 2017 at 8:09 am by brewer.)
"It's about fucking time."

"He was still alive? We thought he had died years ago."
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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 8:23 am
If anyone is sad at my funeral, I'll never speak to them again.

What I would like is for someone to burst into the ceremony halfway through, dressed in the clothes I wore when I died and holding a sonic screwdriver, and say "ok guys; this is where it gets complicated..."
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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 8:25 am
(May 9, 2017 at 11:44 pm)Mamacita Wrote: So when you die... what will be said? Or what do you want people to say?

Nothing, absolutely nothing.

I just want to be cremated and forgotten.
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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 8:39 am
"Natural causes you say. I wonder if I can get my money back from Valk on the contract?".
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