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looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 3, 2017 at 8:10 pm
(June 3, 2017 at 7:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why would you have someone else on the pot with you?


I like getting a blow job when I'm shitting. It really makes me feel loved.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 3, 2017 at 8:15 pm
they need to be pretty special to get one from me, that's for sure
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looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 3, 2017 at 8:44 pm
(June 3, 2017 at 8:15 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: they need to be pretty special to get one from me, that's for sure


I thought you were a top. You get the bj not give them.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 3, 2017 at 9:11 pm
I'm VERSATILE
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 3, 2017 at 9:22 pm
(May 16, 2017 at 3:25 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(May 16, 2017 at 2:53 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Depends on whether or not someone is going to stick a finger up my ass later that day, I guess.

I don't see how it would make a difference. When you wipe, you only wipe the outside. The inside is still dirty with poop, so the person who sticks their finger up your butt hole is going to get poop on their finger regardless of whether or not you wipe the outside.

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 3, 2017 at 9:37 pm (This post was last modified: June 3, 2017 at 9:38 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(June 3, 2017 at 8:10 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(June 3, 2017 at 7:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why would you have someone else on the pot with you?


I like getting a blow job when I'm shitting. It really makes me feel loved.

The idea of it makes me feel UNCONDITIONALLY loved.

I.e. real love. So yes.

Sure maybe I am ridiculous to call only unconditional love "real love". But when I love I love unconditionally. So does that make my love more real than real love?

And yes there are others who love unconditionally.

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 4, 2017 at 9:33 pm
(June 3, 2017 at 8:10 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(June 3, 2017 at 7:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why would you have someone else on the pot with you?



I like getting a blow job when I'm shitting. It really makes me feel loved.

What!?

Nevermind, don't want or need to ever know more. 

In other news, I was looking at my post of the kitty on the pot.. then I looked at your profile picture and got an idea! If I could I would totally have a pot kitty followed up with a ceiling cat! XD


(June 3, 2017 at 9:22 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(May 16, 2017 at 3:25 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I don't see how it would make a difference. When you wipe, you only wipe the outside. The inside is still dirty with poop, so the person who sticks their finger up your butt hole is going to get poop on their finger regardless of whether or not you wipe the outside.

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 4, 2017 at 9:40 pm
(June 3, 2017 at 7:59 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(June 3, 2017 at 7:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why would you have someone else on the pot with you?

You haven't had some gal come into the bathroom and climb on? That helps keep your junk out of the water. Wink

It shouldn't be hot. But it is.

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 4, 2017 at 10:03 pm
(June 3, 2017 at 9:22 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(May 16, 2017 at 3:25 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I don't see how it would make a difference. When you wipe, you only wipe the outside. The inside is still dirty with poop, so the person who sticks their finger up your butt hole is going to get poop on their finger regardless of whether or not you wipe the outside.

You don't post enough.   Heart

Inside is a lot of mucus, from the stomach on down, or your stomach acid would dissolve your innards. There are even mucus glands around your anus, and if everything works properly, you don't even need to wipe.

Then, if you you want a really clean anus, you could put in a tampon, then pull it out. Big Grin
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
June 4, 2017 at 10:42 pm
Curiously, in the National Lampoon classic short story, My Vagina, the protagonist did, in fact, put a tampon up his butt. And one in his vagina.
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