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[*Deidre*]

Seriously, I was going through a really depressed phase some years ago. I was having trouble with a sputtering relationship that was off-again-on-again and during the off-times I felt like no one did or ever would want me. At least, no one attainable. And I walked into wal-mart late one night to get some grocery shopping done and goddamn if there wasn't the fugliest couple I've ever seen hanging out in the frozen food section being all lovey-dovey.

Don't get me wrong - I think personality can cover a multitude of physical sins. But at least one of them stank of so much B.O. that it over powered the mitigating effects cold has on the nostrils. Basically, the freezers couldn't cover it, even at a distance.

I remember thinking, jesus, I bathe, I have all my shots, I rate at least a five, and I can't find someone...but they can?

Ugh. Someone told me it was because I was being "too picky" but I draw the line at B.O. for companionship.

and you think you wouldn't be good at blogging. :p oh yes, you would. lol

yea, i try not to judge. i really do. lol but, walmart is just bat-shit-crazy. I can't be bothered with it, I'll pay a few bucks extra to avoid that 'show.'

[thesummerqueen]

Lol, it's not that I can't tell stories, it's that, like with my photography, I'm inconsistent.

[Shell B]

Ha, well played Tibs. Well played.

I told him I wanted one for years. He goes out and spends way too much on a vacuum cleaner and then complains that he feels like a 50s husband. Best present ever!

[thesummerqueen]

I wish I could convince my otherwise vintage man to get my a new vacuum...but nooooooooooooooo "ours has self-propulsion!" Goober, it's too goddamn big for our closet. We have ONE CARPETED ROOM.

Men.

[KichigaiNeko]

A Dyson is on the wish list here too!

[Rahul]

Wal-Mart is a good indicator of how not-picky the human race is when it comes to fucking.

I can do a better indicator than Walmart.

[thesummerqueen]

That's just wrong.

[Whateverist]

What? You never did a horse? Of course that would be a little tougher for a woman.

[fr0d0]

I can't unsee that picture either

[SteelCurtain]

So I just got home from one of the most fun weeks of my life. I surprised one of my best friends for her 30th birthday party, having not seen her for almost 2 years. Her party was basically full grown adults playing games kids play in a park, for points.

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It was set up in a decathlon type competition. 10 events, points for 1st, 2nd, 3rd. It was a blast. I got 3rd. (The birthday girl got 1st, of course, and my main competition beat me in flip cup---I'm no good at chugging beer)

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We then went to Pat O'Brien's at Universal Studios, here's me with the birthday girl:

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This is me a little later after a few Hurricanes...

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I got to go to the beach, which was more than a little necessary for me...

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Then, I wrapped up the week with one last night out with what I call the 1st Tier, my best friends since high school.

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So much fucking fun. Back to work tomorrow...