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RE: The Betty White Death Pool
May 27, 2017 at 8:04 pm
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Betty White and Keith Richards actually underwent revolutionary age reversal treatments. Their apparent ages is just make-up and photographic fakery. It's all been covered up by the government as the treatments were derived from alien technology. Neither one will ever die and the government won't let us treat ourselves. Damn, where's Skoobs when you really need him?!?
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RE: The Betty White Death Pool
May 27, 2017 at 8:37 pm
A Betty White Death Pool is rather tricky at this point. She is 95 and appears to be in rather good health (for 95, I mean). If she lives another five years, she's got it made, as very few people die past the age of 100.
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RE: The Betty White Death Pool
May 27, 2017 at 10:05 pm
I think her and Bush Sr will probably go around the same time. When 1 goes usually those left follow.
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RE: The Betty White Death Pool
May 28, 2017 at 12:46 pm
I stopped dealing with death pools after several consecutive years of Billy Graham, despite his advanced age (he'll be 99 this November) AND a big laundry list of medical conditions that should have taken him out by now, still kicking.
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RE: The Betty White Death Pool
May 28, 2017 at 3:00 pm
I bet the ole gal has a bit of gas left in the tank, and good for her!
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RE: The Betty White Death Pool
May 28, 2017 at 3:47 pm
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She has been known to enjoy her wieners:
http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/betty-whit...d-hot-dog/
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RE: The Betty White Death Pool
May 28, 2017 at 3:57 pm
A Betty White death pool?
Are we predicting Betty's death or the death of the OP when Betty finds out about it?
For the former, well after my own, for the latter, perhaps a week.
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